I think my dog is gay.
I try and stop him licking my other dogs lipstick and anus, I hit him with a roll up news paper everytime and tell him to STOP!
But he keeps doing it. I was going to duct tape his snout up but instead I put underpants on my other dog to stop him.
How do I stop my dog acting like Bruno Mars?
>>18705807
Leave the poor dog alone. Dogs identify each other by smell, and need to smell in order to identify ("Oh, there's a new dog. Let me learn his smell so I'll recognize him next time" turns into "Another dog! Let me sniff. Oh, I recognize him")
It is as "gay" as shaking hands.
>>18705807
It's what they do. Stop trying to change the animals nature and take the God damn pants off the other dog you spazmonkey lol