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>get match on Tinder >she messages >"Dtf"

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>get match on Tinder
>she messages
>"Dtf"

What the fuck do? I've never fucked anyone before. I'm 20. I can be super awkward at times. But maybe if I finally grab some tits I'll stop constantly thinking about killing myself. What the fuck, should I go for it? My first time doing it and it's with a stranger?
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Send back "dtf but please be gentle when picking my boy cherry"

This is pretty much universal code for letting a girl know she can take the initiative because you are a virgin. Girls also get really turned on by this line as the idea of being a mans first and only is very hot for them. Enjoy.
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>>18702485
Are you sure she's not gonna screenshot that and post it on Facebook or some shit, giving me even more reasons to kill myself? I'm sorry, I have no idea.
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>>18702491
Just tell her you would also like to fuck her because she's attractive.
She might be a bot for all you know so far.

Think about how you will feel in a week if you lose this opportunity now.
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>>18702491

Are you embarrassed about being a virgin? You shouldn't be. Anything I write in Tinder messages is stuff I'd be fine with being posted to my FB, anyone who knows me well enough knows that I'm a virgin anyway.

Also, she's probably a catfish.

And if not, just go with what the first anon said and see what happens. Chances are it will come to nothing anyway so stop worrying.
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>>18702491
Are you a bitch?
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>>18702694
I am. How do I stop being the former?
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>>18702491
Don't worry bro, I doubt the bot has been programmed to do anything that advanced.
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>>18702725
Well, you could go on that date and attempt to lose your virginity without giving a shit about what would happen.

On the other hand, sex with condom is worse than fapping. Either way stop being a bitch.
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I lost my virginity to a tinder chick 4 years ago.Noone sucked my 8.5 inches better than that slut did. I didn't enjoyed it much like I imagined but it was worth it.However, I was very lucky that she didn't have anything, but use a motherfucking condomn anon !
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