HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU CONTACT 4CHAN MODS WHO AREN'T ILLITERATE

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HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU CONTACT 4CHAN MODS WHO AREN'T ILLITERATE ASSHOLES?

I really have no idea where to post this, hopefully it won't get deleted and I won't get banned.

So my situation is that I have not posted on 4chan at all since Sunday. Yet this morning when I woke up and actually wanted to post a comment on /g/, it said I was banned for posting CP. That was strange to me, but I needed to go to university. So I did. Using their wifi I posted a thread about my mysterious ban on /g/ and asked how I could find out who was behind my ban. The thread was deleted in 30 minutes and my university's IP used by 7k people was permabanned. (Good job!)

So I went home and connected to the 4chan IRC channel and messaged a mod. He took 1 hour to answer me, and you know what he did? He said I tried to evade my ban and banned me from the IRC channel, even though I thoroughly explained to him that since my IP is dynamic, it was either some totally random other guy who happened to have the same IP as me, or it was one of my two roommates. One of them I know frequents 4chan.

I didn't want to request an unban or appeal my ban or anything, I just wanted to know whether or not my roommate is a pedo, because obviously I fucking know I didn't post CP. Since the Internet connection is under my name, if he fucks up the police will come for me.

The banned page didn't specify for what post I was banned, it only said CP and that it was filed this morning. What I really want to know is what that comment or post was in the first place. And what board it was. And when it was posted.

What are my options here?

PLEASE DON'T FUCKING BAN ME AGAIN, THAT'S NOT THE POINT, I CAN GET A NEW IP JUST BY RESTARTING THE ROUTER AND EVADE THE BAN ANY TIME. IT'S ABOUT CATCHING THE GUY WHO POSTED THAT SHIT.