>chick at work used to act tsundere
>didn't impress me
>she now acts cool, we joke around, all fun and shit
>earlier today she starts singing Christmas carols
>tell her she's gonna have red spots on her butt (a saying in my country)
>she said she's gonna show them to me if it happens
What did she mean by this? Am I looking too much into this? She's hot though but I'm a tall, handsome autist.
She was clearly flirting and if you don't stop acting autistic and oblivious she's not going to show you those red spots after all.
>>18671694
After she said she was gonna show me those spots, I jokingly said I wanna see them and we laughed about it.
Anyway I have a strong policy against dating at work due to reasons but she's so hot I'm basically willing to take the chance. How do I go about it? Ask her number and shit? We work in different units so she's not really a co-worker, more like we work in the same building and we see each other sometimes. Also we work different hours so it's not like I can drive her home or anything.
>stop acting autistic
Might as well ask things to stop falling.
>>18671891
Yes, ask her for a number, go on a drink after work and fuck her.
>>18671684
What the fuck kinda saying is that
Ask here out.
>>18672108
>only 90s kids would understand this
Basically yeah, it was a 90s thing right after commie shut went down. Mom always used to tell us if we sing Christmas songs during summer we'll gonna get red spots on our asses. It's a stupid funny thing like that, but this chick was randomly singing a Christmas song when I heard her and decided to drop this saying to test the waters / see if she thinks as lewd as me.
She apparently does.
How do I not fuck shit up if I do get a date, since I'm basically autistic? I obviously care more about fucking her than about a shitty ass relationship.
keep laughing instead of fucking
it's going to get real funny