Is my life over if i'm 23 and only had sex with 3 girls ?(Only one of them was reasonably attractive.)
I'm so horny all the time and seeing all these pretty girls is driving me crazy. Soon i'll be past my prime, i'll be bald and too old for one night stands. Not that i ever had one though. I've sabotaged all of my opportunities to get girls and i'm slowly becoming bitter. Will i ever get rid of this sour feeling ?
>>18666546
Man, I'm 22 and still virgin, you're not old yet. Stay confident and you'll eventually find a good girl
>>18666546
>my life over if i'm 23 and only had sex with 3 girls
If that's your worst worry than you're doing pretty well in life.
>only 3 girls
I'm 6 years older than you and I've only had sex once. I didn't even get to finish.
>>18666551
thanks, i hope so, i have zero self confidence tho
>>18666568
sorry dude i know some people have it worse than i do but i'm still an autistic friendless fag if that's any consolation
>>18666546
Yeah dude, men start to peak at like, 30. As long as you take care of yourself, you can get laid by 18 year olds well into your 50's.
I dot know about you, but how fucking funny does it sound to be 50, meet some 18 year old ready to go, and then her 40 year old dad comes in to start shit and you just kek
>>18666546
Nigga there are people over 30 who never kissed a girl in their life. You should get started on dating. It's never too late until you're atleast 27-30.
>>18666546
That's pretty average unless you mean you had sex literally once with each girl
>>18666546
>be me
>had only a fattie gf from 18 to 21
>start dating second gf at 21 till now (29)
>8/10 nerd and hottie
>had threesomes with her and four different girls in the last 3 years
My current score is at six, but the last four were in threesomes, so I feel breedy gud and I'm happy about it. You just have to go after what you want and stop being insecure.
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>>18666857
Damaged goods, the post.
>>18667615
i honestly hope someone breaks into your house tonight and shoves a bunch of mcdonalds up your ass
>>18666586
Nice trips
Can confirm, me and my father will be out doing our contractor jobs and women my age will be flirting with him.
He's no pun intended old enough to be their father because he's mine.