What's the most out of hand intercourse you've had?

>>18666539
that got out of hand/exaggerated*

>>18666539
Missionary for the sole purpose of procreating. I feel naughty for even saying this.

I had sex with a girl in downtown Toronto once on top of a 40+ story building. A man in a helicopter saw us and I came over the side. I really hope it landed on someone.

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Fucking ex doggy style, an she puts her hand down to play with herself. I go to pull out for a moment and i feel a sharp pain on my dick. Look down to see blood all over the bed and more coming out of my head, honestly the fastest bloodlet ive ever witnessed from my own body.

I run to the bathroom and grab a towel to wipe everything off but the blood just keeps coming. Probably 5 10 minutes of bleeding, i finally get to see that she had entirely sliced my frenulum, the skin that connects yournhead to foreskin.

Never looked the same

I had sex with my wife after 2 months of begging and she sat there looking sad the whole time, and then got even more upset when I wasn't into it.

That was painful.

She has low libido.