Anyone have any tips on falling to death? I'm thinking about

Just live, you're going to die eventually anyway. ..why speed it up?

Gorge yourself on unhealthy food. You'll die a lot happier with a heart attack instead of breaking all your bones

>>18666471
Why not speed it up?
>>18666479
I already do that, it's not working.

>>18666482
If you really did want to speed it up, you'd be dead already.

Find a taller building.

>>18666485
/thread

>>18666485
I said I'm thinking about it. What do you care? Answer the question.

>>18666493
I've heard people dying from 6 story buildings so seven story seems fine but it's better to get a taller one just in case, if you do it land head first dfor instant death

>>18666524
Guess that was obvious, but wanted to make sure. Alright later.

The is no guarantee on fast/painless/less scary death from falling.
It has been documented on curcumstances of people falling from planes and surviving
>no, you look it up

Aim for the ground.

Alternatively kill yourself in a way that guarantees you'll die instead of a regrettable fall and chance of survival

>>18666460
76% chance of death from a 10 story building aimed at pavement. You might want to re-evaluate your height and plans unless you want to be a vegetable. Tell us, why do you want to splat yourself anyway?

>>18666560
the usual

>>18666577
What is the usual anon?

>>18666585
it's the usual my man

>>18666593
If you are going to die anyway might as well tell us. I am sure we are all curious now since you are so opaque.

>>18666622
Don't mock me, I'll last forever.

>>18666632
are you a scorpio

>>18666781
no

>>18666787
good for you

>>18666792
thanks

>>18666460
Commit mass murder, rape a few girls then commit suicide pussy