>Dad suspiciously asks, "Why does it smell funny in your

>>18657870
Yes. Your dad has done weed, LSD, acid, meth a couple times. He knows his shit and knows you got ripped off on your weak ass weed.

you better fucking believe it.

but take that as a warning. he expects you to be smart enough to understand the gravity of his remark, and to be smarter about your affairs from now on.

most dads are all about out of sight, out of mind

>>18657883
Internet guru, my dad has been straight edge his whole life. Only drinks

Febreze

>>18657894
This, quit smoking and you'll be fine. Maybe in a few weeks you can get high but I wouldn't do it in your room, that's just retarded

>>18658405
>t.never smoked indoors

Febreeze does jack shit. You need ozium, shit works like a charm. Buy it online and enjoy trouble free highs from now on

>>18658394
If you think your dad doesn't know what weed smells like then you're underestimating your old man. The fact that he drinks means he's likely toned down how wild he was. I've seen friends and cousins who used to party hard and do all sorts of shit but as soon as they had kids you would've thought they were leaders at their local church.

Either way, he was probably giving you a heads up to quit that shit without punishing you like >>18657894 said. Fathers don't jump to the worst possible conclusion most of the time and understand what sort of bs their sons will do or think. If your mom had picked it up, she would be trying to get a hold of your dealer and freaking the fuck out about how you're addicted to weed.

>>18657883
>lists acid and LSD as two different things
They're the same drug

>>18658413
Agreed. Air fresheners make it worse in my experience. They just mix with the smell an make it more noticeable