Hi /adv/. I'm meeting my girlfriend tomorrow at the pub,

She's your gf do whatever tf you want

>gf
What's your situation with her? Are you two officially dating? Is she still always excited to see you? Are you comfortable around her yet?

I take that back do not hug her she's at work

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>>18656884
Hang out in the space between where servers hand out and customers. Act like you are neither of them, and that the entirety of the pub and everyone in it is in the way of you interacting with your girlfriend.

At first, people will be annoyed because "who the fucks this guy standing in everyones way" but eventually they will recognize your power and that you will nto move for a hurricane or avalanche or any thots trying to talk to you you just stand there unphased unblinking staring into oblivion as the world crumbles around you and your soul is resewn back into the fabric of spacetime