HELP, my mother's gone stupid!!! She compliments me in the same way she compliments her husband. She's hiding all her anger through hypocritical baby talking. She tells me to shoot her in the foot and then she whines and bitches like a faggot because sunshine and rainbows didn't come out of it. She's become a genuine fucking sociopath. She lies about missing me, she only calls me when she needs her internet fixed. She keeps trying to turn a shit into a golden nugget by pretending she's not clinically insane or a gigantic hypocritical asshole.
Put her down on the bed and fuck the shit out of her. She just needs some dick.