What should I do on a 15 hour flight? What can I put on a phone

Play hearthstone or read a real book for once you degenerate.

>>18650601
>play hearthstone

no wifi

>read a real book

Is that comfortable on a phone? I don't have a tablet or kindle yet.

Drink lots of alcohol and watch movies on the in-flight screen.

A PHYSICAL BOOK YOU FAGGOT

>>18650654
No free alcohol on this flight. I'll have a few xanax and plan on boozing it up before the flight tho

>>18650656
If the book sucks then I just wasted money and space.

Either find a good one or take some laxatives idk

>>18650663
>15 hour flight
>no free alcohol
Why do Burgers tolerate such shitty airlines?

>>18650681
Hainan Airlines.

They might, actually.

Different question: What else should I mix with booze and xanax?

don't mix them dipshit

Sleep. Listen to a bunch of random music you've never heard before and find new favorites. Read books. Get a gameboy. Meditate. Piss people off by throwing peanuts at their head from random locations on the plane.

>>18650686
Eh, it seems to be ranked quite okay on skytraxx. I'm sure it will have free alcohol. Just not unlimited anytime you want unless you fly business class.

>>18650700
I'll hit a bar in Chicago and pop a few xanax before the fligh, then.

>>18650698
Good idea. I have to find some good music.

Why not get a kindle? Load lots of books on it beforehand.

>>18650686
could mix in some opiates if you have any and pass out the whole flight, but honestly, if your phone has the space you should download a couple of albums you've never listened to and download a book or a puzzle game.

i emulated a gameboy on my phone for a 12hr flight and played oracle of seasons the whole time.

>>18650694
if he only has a few he will be absolutely fine mixing booze with xans

>>18650607

You can’t afford a $50 Kindle? Or a $7 physical book?

>>18650584
Podcasts, I reccomend the adventure zone

>>18650584
Masturbate furiously every hour on the hour. Don't bother leaving your seat, though. Not worth it.

>>18650704
What kinds of music do you like?

Dan Carlin Blue Print for Armageddon Podcast. It's many hours long on in-depth history of WW1.

>>18650734
benzodiazapines, opiates and alcohol- a great recipe for early death- on a 15 hour flight that may or may not have a physician and enough medical equipment to resuscitate you. Smart!

Pretty sure downloading 15 hours worth of music isn't that hard these days