>24yo khv "Anon, you're just trying too hard."

What have you actually done to get a gf? You're just spouting memes.

>>18650471
Well, I work out, wear nice clothes (streetwear fanatic), groom etc. etc.

I lack the balls to ask a girl out in person but I got many dates from texting. Don't use online dating because I don't want to date hamplanets as a 6'4" muscular dude, also I'm not photogenic (i.e. ugly).

So I know how to get a date sometimes, but never with quality girls.

>>18650459
Odds are you are completely oblivious to the fact that you are a walking disaster. You're probably ugly, out-of-shape, short, have terrible hygiene, poor fashion sense, terrible interpersonal skills, and no job/live with your parents.

Unfuck your life before you expect anyone else to want to be a part of it.

>>18650479
Literally none of this is true. Can't prove it over the internet ofc but the fact that I'm buff, tall, groomed and independant and still can't get a gf fucks with my head.

>>18650486
>Odds are you are completely oblivious

>>18650488
I mean you can roast me on shit you don't know but it's not getting me anywhere either.

>>18650488
Besides, I have friends like what you've described and they're doing fine.

Usually these things solve themselves when you get a haircut, take a shower and become confident. So just do that.

>>18650556
No, it doesn't. Is this seriously all adv has?

>>18650478
Do you go out to places where you can socialise and meet people organically and know how to recognize signs a girl is interested before even talking to her? Do you make a total ass of yourself by trying too hard?


I was awkward and average looking in my early 20s and hadnt much luck up to that point. Then i started going places.

Then i learned if i keep meeting women some like me. Then i learned that some women like awkward and shy. Then i learned those women will do a lot of the work but you gotta meet them in the middle a bit.

>>18650563
You can always tell the trolls because they reject all advice and continue asking for more.

Have you tried driving bleach? It improves your complexion

>>18650563
Look, there is not a single problem in the world that didn't get solved by someone getting a haircut, taking a shower and being confident. Its just how it is. If you don't do these things you are probably an asshole and you deserve to be a virgin so just get that haircut, take a shower and be confident.

>>18650569
Nah bruh. I drive a car, usually. Get the fuck outta here.

>>18650563
It's one guy who started spamming this everywhere. He's trying to force a meme.

>>18650565
What places and what signs?>>18650571
Grade A bait

>>18650580
Thought so

Sometimes the only way to win is to not play at all (for now).

As a young man you should be working on yourself and your future. Women will flock to you when they see your success; it's their nature.

>>18650591
Maybe I'm stupid but I honestly don't know what to work on anymore. My physique, career, hobbies etc. is all doing well. Why do no-life fat losers get gfs but not me?

Look. Its nice to have a girlfriend but you definately have to deal with a bunch of extra shit.

It's a crapshoot half the time and Im pretty sure the bliss that movies and tv make you think a relationship is, is all bullshit. Every one i've been in took a lot of work.

That's not to say they arean't nice but you have to be willing to compromise and discuss some deep shit.

>>18650609
I am. Ofc relationships aren't just positive but fuck, I'm lonely bruv. Feels like I'm the last virgin on earth.

>>18650565
Come on bruv, which places, which signs?

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>>18650459
>>18650478
How many girls have you asked on dates in the last two years?
>0
No wonder you are still virgin. Social events you hate, friends friends and online dating. GO!

Link and pic related. Smile and flirt. Treat them like boys, banter them, smile and be bold!
http://www.improveyoursocialskills.com/conversation

>>18650835
most of all
>get a haircut
>take a shower
>become confident

in that order, don't become confident before getting a haircut or taking a shower, it won't work then. don't take a shower before getting a haircut. do it in the order I told you. it will solve itself then.

>>18650840
*laughing crying emoji
*100emoji

epic meme xD

Luck , you can't force sympathy

>>18650585
>>18650671

Bars (with people. Youll be labelled a creep if you go alone and have no social skills). House parties, get togethers, courses (archery, wood working, cooking) anywhere that suits your interest, there will be girls there with same interests.

I have a cute asian friend with double ds who picked up her boyfriend at mf dungeons and dragons night so even thats an option. Public Board game cafes which offer events, mixers, co ed competitive sports, hiking clubs, boating clubs, astronomy clubs... Anywhere at all that other people go to and gives an ice breaker (the task at hand).

>signs

Glancing, standing near you and attempting awkward small talk, frequent glancing that leads to eye contact, genuinely looking happy when youre around, or looking uncomfortable around you if shes the one who keeps purposefully entering your space to begin with, if you have her Facebook or phone number, frequent texts, open ended inquiries into what youre doing, seemingly forced compliments, if you have an established friendship, shell try to touch you a lot, (reach out and touch your arm while talking to you, or casually lightly slapping at you if you make her laugh), on the note of making her laugh, over embellished laughter at your retarded jokes, asking about your interests and saying either "me too!" or "i want to try that" to a very suspicious amount of things you like to the point you cant possibly have that much in common.

Theres a million.

>>18650459
>I didn't get something right the first time when I've had no practice
who'da thunk.

You'll miss the target A L O T in the quest for love. Don't quit, you bitch. Downlod tinder and other dating apps.

>>18651356
This. Even with chads its grass is greener syndrome. They strike out in a month more than you have in your life. You just notice their orbiters, not the ones trying to stay as far away as possible.

Its a game of odds. Biggest mistake there is, arguably greater than even *having* autism, is picking one and getting tunnel vision and hung up on her.

>>18651350

Not trying to shit on your post, but many times girls have done the things you listed and in the end they just "like me as a person" and "let's just be friends".

And I know someone might say, "well she gave you signs you just didn't capitalize". That's bullshit too. Girls can fucking talk so stop with the signs bullshit and just say you like X guy.

>>18651459
Actually leads me to another question. Do you mske a move or do you try and talk about your feelings and confess to them like a gay ass movie?

..because ive learned first hand even.. Asking or talkimg about your feelings for each other is your last words every time.

>>18651362
>*having* autism
What about guys who legit do have autism? Are they basically fucked for life?

>>18651584
Nope. Just dont date out of your league. Sorry to use that expression. Youll probably need an autistic girl though.

I used to live across the hall from a girl who was severely autistic and disabled. She had a new boyfriend a week and if she caught you being too polite in the hall shed tell you all about her jerry springer drama. We saw these boyfriends too btw. They were not made up and they fit the bill.

For reference to how autistic she was, she once asked for "computer help". My good samaritan roommates and i took turns helping her and her mother and it was my turn.

She actually needed help making an account on a lesbian hot singles meetup website and didnt know how to type in the username, which she wanted to be "lesbian-squirter696969". Like i said, we didnt have a problem helping, and she legit had no fucking clue what she was asking for was kind of weird and innappropriate or private. Shed have talked to me the same, and carried on fhe same if she was asking for her toaster.
She had like 8 lucky new suitors in the year i knew her, all as brain damaged as she was. They were all downsy, too.

The Moral is, yeah. You can date if you have autism. You can date if you have worse than that even. But gotta be a comparable person. The homecoming queen isnt going to be seen with train boy.

>>18651564

I never confess my feelings. I just talk to them like normal, but they just stop texting or they flake. Girls love talking shit about men on social media, but when there's a guy who isn't what they hate they're shy or some shit. It's seriously retarded.