What brand of toilet paper is best? Price is not a factor here.

>>18648696
Use your hand. most gental wipe ever

You probably have hemorrhoids then. Everything's going to feel rough until you sort out what's causing it. If it's chronic, usually I just use whatever face cloth happens to be nearby, and just rinse it off afterwards.

A bidet, you uncouth swine.

>>18648718
This is the only acceptable answer.

>>18648718
miss me with that gay shit

>>18648718
>Literally splashing water into your anus
>Then drying the shit filled anus water with a fucking towel
Fucking eurocucks and mohammeds

>>18648802
What? It is basically an ass shower. You use the bidet, after which you have a clean ass which you dry with paper towels. If your shit is leaving both your as heels covered in a peanut butter like substance (which indeed the bidet will struggle with) I advise you to reconsider your diet you fat slob of a pig, your asscheeks shouldn't be covered with shit. A bidet gets the ass of a normal person 100% clean. Toilet paper is just smearing it around, you never get 100% of it and the smell stays hanging.

Non bidet people have to wear aftershave simply to mask the shit particles they are carrying around because they refuse to wash the dirtiest part of their body.

Let that sink in, the dirtiest area of your body, and you are refusing to wash it after it has gone through the dirtiest activity of the body, fucking disgusting. You are a pig.

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>>18648712
You're right. I have, in fact, been diagnosed with hemorrhoids. I have to use preparation H.

That said, I once had to take a shit at a hotel I was staying at and the toilet paper they had there felt like a thin smooth blanket instead of a coarse scrubbing pad. I was hoping to find that brand of toilet paper again.

>>18648758
miss me with that shit

>>18648802
>Smearing shit all over your bum with >paper
Fucking ameritard.