I'm a 23 year old virgin. I need guidance so I don't

Probably one of the worst boards to ask.

>>18641055
>Thanks, I don't know much about coffee though. On a scale of 1-10 how finely is espresso grounded?

>>18641055
>h-hahah thanks I guess. You would be a tall pike place with half and half because thats what kind of coffee i like haha

>>18641055
Ask her if she wants to slap her tits between your cock. Finish it off with a pls respond though

literally just ask for her number and set a date asap

You would be a skinny latte you skeletal bitch

>fuck coffee I am straight edge for lyfe

>>18641055
>I hate coffee

>>18641055
>that works because I already like a-latte'

Jesus, shit writes itself

if you were ground coffee, you'd be a latte cause i'm about to put some cream in you

>>18641064
>you a-latte

>>18641055
I'd love to grind your coffee bean anytime

>>18641055
If you were in my bed you'd be getting nailed against the wall.

>>18641065

remove ''ground'' a latte isn't ground coffee

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>>18641055
>if YOU were ground coffee, you'd be French Press because I'm going to coursely grind you

"my dick is above the statistical average"

Espresso? Just because I'm short and black?

>>18641065

rolling

>>18641055

If african

>I hope you take it black

If not

>thanks you too

>Tinder/Bumble
>>42572312

>>18641055
>I need guidance

Found your problem

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Well /fit/?

>>18641077

Perfect pleb filter response, don't change a thing.

>Actually have girls say the first thing

you dont even have to try anymore

its a sure thing

>>18641055

I hope you're a black guy. If so

>Well if that's the case, I hope you take it black.

>>18641077
The fuck is this site. Women are so awful at initial messages. I'd ask her to send a better message.

>>18641055
"Let's have sex"
"Sure"

There you go opie

>>18641077
Me and 39 other people sitting in 4 hour long BWL progression raid while droping mad banter on discord about random shit

>>18641077
whatever gives you the most orgasms

>>18641077
"Watching a romcom with you on my lap with my tiny penis between your meaty thighs"

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>>18641081
Bumble
A shitty tinder where the catch is
>'Women reply first'
Still as shit

>>18641055
Sad that this was actually screenshot worthy for you

>>18641079
This is bumble, the girls are forced to start the conversation

>>18641083

>You will never raid Vanilla again

Why even live

>>18641088
oh

thats like hardmode for tinder?

>>18641077
"I would know I had the perfect night if I woke up next to you. *tips fedora*"

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What about dis

>>18641090
>actually had women write me first on tinder a few times
I don't know man. Maybe I should try out bumble as well then.

On a side note though. How do you non english lot write your bios in your home country?
I'm Estonian myself and I find it easier to write a bio in english. That is fine when I'm travelling, but feels a bit fake and obnoxious while I'm at home.

>>18641064
>>18641066
It either makes zero sense or you've managed to butcher the pronunciation of "latte" beyond all expectations.

>>18641090
It filters out the bitch just ego bumping mostly since they have to start the convo.

>>18641092
>Hey

fucking lmao

>>18641093
Do a half-half. People will like the foreign thing. Lead with the English and then swap to a couple lines in reindeer speak.

How do you use these apps if you have no pics of yourself or friends to take pics of you? Selfies look really forced

>>18641092
"But my sister's hot so it's a compliment"

>>18641070
Got me wet instantly

>>18641096
Made me zozzle

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>>18641068
THIS

>>18641093
> tfw have lots of super fun and interesting stories when told in English
> tfw when speaking native Lithuanian it all sounds like no energy boring out of context shit

>>18641098
You don't. Pictures can't be selfies.
You need a full-body picture of yourself, a picture of yourself with friends, a picture of yourself doing something interesting, and a picture of girl mirin' you. The last one is optional but useful.

>>18641103
English is a superior language.

>>18641103
>have no fun or interesting stories
>have to lie like a fisherman when picking up girls

Don't even care, I won't find love anyway

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>>18641055
"akshually espresso is not that finely ground, if you want a really fine grind get turkish coffee"

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>>18641064

Well that must be embarrassing

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>he doesn't just type "£?"

>>18641109
thats too much sauce

>>18641059
The only real answer

>>18641134
>Turkish
Fucking dropped

>if dubs
I want to rape you.

>>18641134
Did you just ruin that with autism?
All you had to do was wait for her "haha" response to your oh so funny pun and then ask her for her number. Why couldn't you do that OP? Why did you become proactively autistic?

>>18641104
>Picture with friends
Lamo
>Picture doing something interesting
L a m o
>Picture with a girl mirin you
Ayy where do you think we are?

>>18641192
He still can, all he had to do is drop some PUA line inviting her over for some of his fine turkish coffee.

>>18641213
That isn't pua, that is autism.
PUA is a conman's world btw, numales throwing good money after bad in a desperate attempt to get laid. If you have reached this point in your life just pay prostitutes, less money for more fun and let's not pretend you are getting into PUA because you want to find the love of your life so eitherway the end goal is to get into bed with a sloot.

>>18641055
god damn I wish my gf would say shit like that to me. I love coffee