How do I find a man who: builds me furniture owns a nice house

have you tried losing weight

i see what you did there

>>18640440
>How do I find a man who:
>builds me furniture
>owns a nice house in a good neighborhood
>has a steady, regular high paying job
>is affectionate: kisses and hugs me frequently and spontaneously, but doesn't try to grope me and instead is happy to receive sexual attention only when trying to conceive a child
>doesn't complain, doesn't whine, doesn't attempt to criticize me in an unfair, unnecessary and/or cruel way
>doesn't complain, doesn't whine, doesn't attempt to criticize me in an unfair, unnecessary and/or cruel way, doesn't try to change me, accepts me as I am, accept my likes and dislikes, accepts my hobbies, accepts my interests, accepts my political views?
> doesn't try to change me, accepts me as I am, accept my likes and dislikes, accepts my hobbies, accepts my interests, accepts my political views?
> doesn't try to change me, accepts me as I am
>accepts me as I am

Maybe you just need to start accepting men for who they are to be happy

Better start looking. I've met a few men with maybe 60% of your criteria, but your standards are a bit unrealistic.

>>18640440
If you really think you deserve all that, what makes you think you're worth so much that you get to go to the "Build-a-Boyfriend" workshop and pick out all of these very specific and neiche traits?

>>18640464
because this is a copy of the other thread where a guy has unrealistic expectations of a woman partner

thing is hypothetical OP could easily get those traits
all she has to do is be attractive (not fat)

>>18640440
>and instead is happy to receive sexual attention only when trying to conceive a child
Try women.

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>>18640464
i am not a loose "good time gal"
i am an expert homemaker
i am a really good cook, pic related, my latest culinary master piece

>>18640494
What the fuck this meal looks awful.. You won t find a guy like that. No normal guy would even eat something like that

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>>18640494
I'd rather stick my dick in that jello than you.

>>18640494
God, '70s food was weird.

>>18640440
Theyre everywhere. They just arent interested in desperation.

Altered copy pasta
move along everybody