>currently sitting alone in a London train station on a Friday

>>18635083
>know that women all have 5000 tinder matches and think the average male is ugly

How do you know that? You don't know any women.

Also, worry less about memes regarding women and more about making some friends.

>>18635096
5000 is an overstatement, but a 1000 not uncommon. It's pathetic that your trying to fool yourself here

>>18635102

How do you know? if it's 1000 or 5000? You are a self admitted pariah that has had no social contact in 8 years.

I really don't like people that don't participate yet they think they are an expert on something.

Stop trying, find a hobby

>>18635115
>How do you know?
He could have looked it up?
>I really don't like people that don't participate yet they think they are an expert on something.
Boo hoo.

>>18635154
>He could have looked it up?

Where?

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You have to be proactive. Stop waiting for people to guide you in the right direction.

You have a job... that's a good place to start. You have to start striking up conversations with people. I realize that your coworkers probably don't obsess over Hyper Dimension Neptunia like you do, but fortunately for you, there are easy avenues to pretending to be normal.

You need to download the ESPN app, and a generic news app (there are 1 million of these) on your phone. You don't have to actually watch sports or the news, but you do need these little bite-sized sentences of information in order to tread water in a generic conversation. The great thing about normies is, once you've initiated the conversation ("hey did you hear that [football team] traded [football player] to [other football team]," they will literally carry the rest of the convo for you. All you have to do is hold eye contact, nod when appropriate, and laugh when appropriate. That's it.

Anyway, once you have a better rep with your coworkers, you should start getting invited to shit. ALWAYS GO. Even if you don't feel like it. If your coworker invites you to a party or whatever, FUCKING GO. You have to make appearances at places or else people will hate you.

Finally, and I know this isn't as easy as flipping a switch, you just have to lighten up. Everyone is just bumbling through life trying their best. Nobody has it figured out. Stop giving so much of a fuck and everything else just kind of slides into place.

>>18635083
>pic
ever since I got my dick wet the first time, I literally went from Virgin attempt to almost Chad

How the fuck is this possible?

>>18635115
>get this assblasted when someone drops the reality pill on you
I'm not OP you moron. Btw, the point OP was trying to make is that women has way more options then men, the actual count doesn't matter. Fuck yourself

best shot you have is probably going to some South East Asian country
Most people will accept you there even if you are ugly as sin and will like to hang out with you as long as you are not rude

>>18635205

> the point OP was trying to make is that women has way more options then men

Anyone has more more options that OP. He is a lonely ass.

Have you considered being a rapist?

I mean why the fuck not. You get pussy, you get revenge and you get to feel powerful. Punish those sluts for going with Chad. Tbh this is the only way you will ever make a name for yourself in your pathetic life. Be the alpha for once instead of the beta.

>>18635196
happened to me too. I remember losing my virginity not being too life changing or anything I didn't expect- but all it takes is to know what the game is to be able to play it.

>>18635083
>know that women all have 5000 tinder matches and think the average male is ugly

You really didn't need to add that last part. It's probably a hindrance to mention it.

That being said, you're at the point of no return.

>is in London
>cant find people to hang out with

You're not even trying

>>18635196
>>18635366

Did you guys seduce those girls? Or are you advocating OP should go to a hooker?

Because let's be clear: Paying a hooker doesn't treach you about the game.

Listen, OP. I was like you until I was 22. Even worse because my life as a teenager was hell. There is no such thing as point of no return.

You evidently need therapy because your outlook is fucked up. No wonder you cant connect with people meaningfully. You're more normal than you think, but you have to get out of your comfort zone. The fact that you are this old and havent sought help tells me you're afraid to confront life and your fears.

Being a normie or a loner is a state of mind that you can get out of anytime you want unless you have a serious disability such as autism (in which case you should seek professional help).

Basically, change your outlook through cognitive therapy and get out of your comfort zone, and people will start talking with you. Parties, meetups, sex, etc will all come by itself.

One last thing: Looks are mostly confidence. Get a better haircut, exercise, and take more selfies and you will become attractive. If youre one of the very rare cases of actual ugly, you always have plastic surgery.

>>18635433
Not OP, but London has become gentrified as fuck and filled up with the beautiful people. If OP is as ugly and as a charisma-vacuum like I am then he is fucked.

You know what Ive realized that all you aspie virgins have in common?

You all take yourself way to fucking seriously. You're aspies because you're constantly trying to avoid fucking up instead of just doing whatever.

So long as what you say is said with confidence it doesn't really matter what you actually say, it's really hard to fuck up if what you say is said with confidence........ just autismoing and walking away is so fucking retarded.

>>18635463
London is huge. You can at least hang out with turists. They are the friendliest people around.

Also, rich people appreciate acid humor and extreme left or right wing ideas, which OP probably picked up from years of browsing 4chan and fapping to hardcore porn.

>>18635475
This is accurate as fuck, and that's coming from someone who was (but still slightly is) an aspie virgin. I really hope someone else reads your post and takes it to heart.

I took myself too seriously, even though I was a joke, and never allowed myself to actually fuck up. Shockingly enough fucking up isn't actually that bad, and things have worked out for me more often than not. Looking back on things, not doing anything hurts a lot more than fucking up. I don't have a gf or any good friends yet, but it's still leagues ahead of how I used to be.

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>>18635475

>>18635572

Guy on the right has great potential

>clay wax and volume powder for hair
>blowdry your hair and get a decent haircut.
>salicylic acid for the acne
>nivea day cream for his face
>new electric shaver for a closer shave
>eyebrows ok, but they could be better
>eyelashes definetely need professional help
>basic cardio and sunlight to stop looking like a cancer patient
>more confidence to stop looking like a beta male

A complete makeover for less than $250.

Also, get a better camera, learn what perspective means in photography, dont take pictures with such a hard light source.

You fell for a troll picture comparing a netbook webcam shot of an autist with picture of a model wearing makeup taken by a professional photographer under an artificial, favorable lighting setup.

>>18635480
>rich people appreciate extreme political viewpoints
Are you fucking dumb lad? Rich people tend to be the same moronic cancers who protest Trump, vote for Corbyn/Sanders and empathise with Antifa. These are the cunts who no-platform anyone to the right of Mao.

No right-wing viewpoint is appreciated in public these days and it's a damn shame. Also, hi /pol/.

>>18635594
Keep telling yourself that...

But really one has a better hairline and facial features. You went a bit far saying the one on the right has great potential. He got dealt a shit hand in genetics. Most people aren't that bad looking though, you're right.

Are you ever around NW?

>>18635651
I looked like the guy on the right before learning to take good care of myself. I look so much better now. Last month, I hooked up with a literal underwear model at a club.

My friends don't recognize the person in my old IDs.

It's all about confidence, anon.

>>18635196
Im the complete opposite, its probably because she was a hooker tho

>>18635480
How do you hang out with tourists? That's basically a stranger. Anyway they're part of influx of "the beautiful people".

I tend to hang around sketchy areas of London cos I feel less anxiety with pock-marked chavs and thugs walking past me than with the photogenic yuppies and hipsters in central London.

>>18635632
>Rich people tend to be the same moronic cancers who protest Trump, vote for Corbyn/Sanders and empathise with Antifa.

Are you fucking stupid?

>>18635675
No, I'm not. It sounds counter-intuitive but it's reality atm. And I'm referring to the middle class when I'm talking about the rich. Educate yourself if you don't understand.

>>18635672
I hung out with tourists when I lived in big cities. I always had a blast. The point of going out is having fun, not making lifelong connections.

In OP's case, tourists are great practice for his social skills. He won't see most of them again, so he won't worry so much about fucking up and will just relax and have fun.

>>18635687
> I'm referring to the middle class when I'm talking about the rich

Not the sharpest crayon in the box

>>18635687
>middle class

You are stupid.

>>18635692
Wouldn't it be easier to make connections with people who share his interests?

>>18635713
I agree, but OP seems to have self worth issues and uses social activity to determine his self worth.

Tourists are the low hanging fruit and can help him practice his social skills, relax around people, and get the "I've never been to a party" thing out of his system.

>>18635695
ROFL dumb fucks. In the UK, the middle class are the rich. They are the ones who own businesses and can send their children to university without needing a loan. They are the mongs who support Corbyn.

Where's my apology, beta cucks?

>>18635083
Reminds me of my last vacation.
I was in Amsterdam alone, watching a bunch of horny "lads" in shirts rotating around the canals and buying hookers.

Then i went back tot the hotel and downed a mushroom.

I suddenly realized that the only thing that really matters in life is feeling well. Also, everything we do in our daily lives is part of a conspiracy to make us miserable and enslaved.

>>18635746
I love drug-induced epiphanies

>>18635733
>Where's my apology, beta cucks?

Apology? Nah, you need to suck my dick. The middle class is shrinking and to qualify as "middle class" here you need to earn above £19K (and below £60K) and London is fucking expensive to live in.

And don't associate the neoliberal cucks with real socialists.

>>18635185
Man, fuck that. You don't have to go make appearances for coworkers. Work is work. In fact it's better to make friends outside of work because people can create drama and bullshit at work if you try to friend them.

>>18635572
Nah uh, fuck that shit. Notice how fucktards eyes are all bugged, his eyebrows are raised unnaturally high, and has clearly not seen the sun, those are reflections of his mental state.

You need to be confident and evetually your appearance will grow to match it. It wont be instant, but the more time you spend bug eyed staring at the computer screen for 12 hours a day the longer youll stay an ugly bastard. Innit

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>>18635083
You forgot to ask question. And now go and die alone.

/adv is not your personal hug box.

>>18635880
Shut up.

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>>18635572
I've met uglier motherfuckers with a pretty good social life. Its all personality and confidence. You can be some handsome 10/10 but super awkward at the same time where as you can also be super fugly and have a great personality, super funny, witty, and still bang chicks.

>>18635185
>This

OP, you're so fucking negative it's making anybody reading your thread feel shitty.

You're using all this language to put yourself down with the hopes of getting empathy from us and you wonder why you're so lonely?

We all know it sucks ass, you dont need to remind us that. Anybody with brains cells firing knows it. But the first step to actually getting a social life is to start with improving your self asteem. Stop thinking like a loser so much dude. Stop taking everything so seriously and start with yourself. Even if you eventually become confident by a bit, you'll still get rejected here and there but it eventually picks up. If some qt rejects you, the last thing to do is to stop trying.

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>>18635880
id take the hand ....

>>18635746

This.

I spent all my 20s trying to fit in, and I have been even quite successful despite something that was heavily holding me back.

Turned out that out, for me, that I was pushing myself to interacting in habitats and crowds I did not like at all. In some way, when you don't fit in a social group, it's also the social group that doesn't fit with you.

But if you keep going against yourself, you're probably searching the kind of comfort zone in which you can tell to yourself "hey, I'm fitting in, or at least I'm trying.. someday I'll be a part of this game and I'll get pussy and shit".

You have to find the lifestile that suits you the better. And if it is a more lonely lifestyle, it's not a great deal, it is the opposite, actually. It's hard at beginning because knowing yourself better IS going far away from your comfort zone made by "hey, am I looking good? Am I interesting? Am I well integrated?".

Took mushrooms too, I was 25yo, after a period of great self enquiry. Did it just one time, I'm not into drugs of any type.

There isn't any "wasted time" more wasted than the time that you invest trying to be someone else.

Talking about girls and hook ups: I honestly reached a state of mind where I'm not horny if I don't meet a girl that I like and with whom I would like to have sex. And I didn't find a girl like this since 3 years ago. Do I suffer solitude? Meh... It would be great to have a parter or a hook up, but my dick isn't signaling me anything worth the effort. The thirst has gone.

Self help rat race is the heaviest proof you don't have self-worth.

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>>18635205
>>get this assblasted when someone drops the reality pill on you

> comparing yourself and therefore measuring your self worth and happiness to random people you see in the street
> Projecting Chad status onto every male on a night out
> Feels neglected by women because of social anxiety but still feels entitled to sex

I bet you are chasing them off with a stick

>>18635102
Yeah, and most of those guys cannot hold a conversation. You can get girls obsessed with you just by being able to do that

>>18635083
>doesnt realize he's out of he's league
What did Jaden Smith mean by this?

>>18635083
Fuck you OP. Fuck you. I hope your children are brutally raped by a 6'1" hairy white guy with a combover and glasses and a bulging stomach, and you have to pay thousands of dollars in therapy for the rest of your pathetic life.

>>18635083
I'm a guy and think the average male is ugly

The average female doesn't look that great either but still a bit better

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Anons help I feel suicidal and don't know wat life is anymore fucked up school and look like I'm on the brink of fucking up college by failing my retakes. I'm shy as fuck socially and can't even make any new friends or even talk to girls. Feel like jumping of a bridge but I can't cuz my parents might think they caused me to kms.