Basically I found something on the dark web that let's you have a bank account with thousands of dollars that you can transfer to your own account.
You pay for it in bit coins and I've bought weed and twitter followers using the dark web, so it's pretty reliable. Apparently the accounts are hacked/phished.
What are the chances that it'll get back to me if something should get investigated in? I was thinking about saying my income is from writing content for others, YouTube, twitch etc. if I was ever asked.
High. Obviously.
It's a bank, it's not likely they're not going to know where the money is going. I suppose you could buy bitcoins, but then what would be the point of selling the account in the first place if you're going to end up at a net loss, and it was risk free?
That's just a waste of time and effort.