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I'm a virgin. Going to have sex with a hooker. Any stories or advice? 2017-08-16 02:21:41 Post No. 18626718
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I'm a virgin. Going to have sex with a hooker. Any stories or advice?
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2017-08-16 02:21:41
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I'm a low life virgin. I'm currently having vacation in South America and before I go, I want to lose my virginity to a hooker. It's legal where I live and I have the money to do so. Problem is...I'm a retard on how sex works. I have watched a lot of porn, but I have heard it's nothing like having sex. I am completely clueless and afraid of fucking it up. Please help.
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>>18626718
First things first: don't forget it's a god damn hooker. I don't care if you saved up mad dosh for your special first time, the rules still apply regardless of the price tag:
>wear a condom, even during BJ
>no kissing
>don't eat her out (obviously)
You wouldn't want PERMANENT consequences for TEMPORARY slightly heightened pleasure. Other than that:
>pace yourself, don't be a one pump chump
After the initial penetration and first couple of pumps, you'll come to realize sex isn't at all as great as people make it seem and stop putting pussy on a pedestal. You'll then embrace the life of asexuality and not give a flying fuck (which will triple your coolness) until you meet someone special enough to make you rediscover the pleasure of sex.
Godspeed. Don't cheap out.
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>>18626756
Thanks I feel a lot more confident now.
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