Cute girl messaged me first with a "Hey you" How do I not fuck this up? I mostly spend my time on /X/ and have little ro no social intera tion so I do t know whats acceptable or interesting.
>>18625137
>/x/
girls love paranormal shit.
just try to be mainstream with it.
Reply with "hey, before this conversation goes any further I want you to know that I'm a virgin. But don't worry, I've made tons of posts on /adv/ so I know what I'm doing!"
>>18625137
Record your fart and send it to her, then make some meme poetry
>>18625137
Hey is for horses
>>18625137
Summon an incubus
Just stop overthinking it and act naturally
No one does small talk in messaging so she might have something in mind
If she doesn't it's her fault and you can try to salvage the conversation but I would not bother