How can I convince a girl who is very much into me to piss on

>>18623534
>first time that we have sex
>without her being disgusted
you don't

>>18623534
keep your fetish in check man..... just give her normal sex and work towards it.

>>18623543
>>18623548
To be fair, I am a year older than her and quite a bit more attractive objectively (though I still find her gorgeous), so it stands to reason that she should realize I am superior to her and should give me some leeway.

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>>18623534
hahahah damn nigga, no chill. you want to 0-100 this bitch. take it easy there, human toilet seat. can you not wait for date number TWO? you that thirsty for piss?

>>18623554
nah
take it slow and you'll eventually get there, at least your chances are a lot better that way

>>18623557
>>18623561
I don't want to take it slow. I used to do it with my ex girlfriend all the time and we just broke up.

>>18623554
relationships take time, so does fetishes. just chill man, wait for the right time.

You don't just do that the first time Espesh not if she's a virgin u fool. Work up to it

>>18623566

You can't expect all girls to be into or willing to do the same stuff. Bring it up with her, and if she doesn't want to do it, drop it. You can't and just straight up shouldn't force someone to do something they themselves don't want to do.

>>18623566
hahaha you call waiting for date #2 to introduce pissing on each other "taking it slow" hahaha holy fuck, I love you, you filthy bastard

>>18623566
pay a hooker then or be prepared to be left standing very often until you find someone willing to do it

yeah we're going to populate another planet in the future for sure.

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Try this.

>>18623578
Nigga, we're doing it day 1 or bust.
I think I'm just going to ask her if she has any fetishes, and when she asks me in return I'll tell her that I've always wanted to try this. Being a good submissive little slut, I'm sure she'll accept.

what is it like having someone who is legitimately (not through online interaction) sexually attracted to you?

i've never had this

>>18623764
Pay a hooker

But if ur a 10/10, it might work. Gotta roll a 20 on that die

>>18623764
>Nigga, we're doing it day 1 or bust.
Bust it is then kek. Do you have autism OP?

>>18623771
It feels good, but also makes me nervous that it's not going to last.
I want something stable and loving more than anything else on the world.

>>18623781
It worked on my last gf, and she was prettier than my current one.

>>18623789
Probably, but maybe it's just that I don't care about things enough anymore, so I'm willing to gamble everything.

>>18623821
>It worked on my last gf, and she was prettier than my current one.
Attractiveness isn't the end all. If a 10/10 asked to shit on my face, I'd be disgusted and leave.

>>18623829
There's a big difference between shit and piss, my dude. The latter is much more acceptable nowadays and is considered a relatively mild fetish. I think most people have realized that squirt is actually piss, and that it turns them on regardless.

Also, you're a fucking normalfaggot.

>>18623835
>The latter is much more acceptable nowadays and is considered a relatively mild fetish
Not first date normal nor normie tier either.

Now let me come shit on your dick senpai, you know you want it.

That's more of a request for a wife lol

>be me
>Have same kink
>Don't smoke
>No gf
>Cry alone with porn

Thats a good way to get dumped and laughed at.

>>18623764
Oh yeah there's nothing that says being dominated more than pissing on your dom.

>>18623534
It's threads like this that make me wonder if Hitler was right

>>18623764
Why the fuck did you make this thread then you stubborn ass

>>18623835
My last girlfriend asked me if I would piss on her. I turned it down in disgust then but now I regret it. I probably would have excepted if she asked me when I was horny or already fucking.

OP I'm pretty sure that you wouldn't do it, but don't listen to whoever is telling you to get a hooker, especially if she pisses on your face.

>>18624401
Obviously I won't. Also, my girlfriend isn't a Stacy at all. She is kind of chubby and introverted, so I'm pretty sure she'll be more open to this kind of stuff than a really normal girl would be.

>>18623771
It's like, "Why me?" You live with you all the time. You know all the insecurities, failures, and messed up thoughts you have. You have seen women be attracted to other men and you know you don't measure up in some way but here you have in front of you someone who is interested. I've never had a successful relationship and I obviously have low self esteem so this is what I think when a woman shows interest.

>>18623747

Haha. Dear lord.

Just ask her. What could possibly go wrong?

>>18623764
this is actually a good strategy, will likely work, desu

>>18626316
I know it'll work because I've successfully done it before.