Horey shit, guise. I just found a new masturbation method. >clear

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Horey shit, guise. I just found a new masturbation method.

>clear desk of space
>put on some porn for "atmopshere"
>place two pillows on desk
>slap on a rubber
>stick pee-pee between pillows
>go to town

I don't quite remember how I got this idea, but this shit is amazing.

- cum much more intensely
- get a thorough work-out
- sweat drips from both head and balls
- legs begin to shake pleasurably
- when finished, feel so relaxed and at ease
- moving around is a little harder, since your entire body feels so damn good
- holy shit, does the body feel so good
- can feel the orgasm on every atom of dick
- stomach also feels like fat was burned

I never had such a good time aside from actual sex. What are some other possibly benefits we can gleam from this? Like exercise and potential weight loss? I don't think I'm ever going back!