Please help. I have amnesia in North Bend, WA and I'm in the library and I have no food, money, ID, and/or way to get help. I'm apparently being harassed by a bunch of weird space demons. Please help. I just need something to eat and a place to stay. If I could just find my ID, I'd be able to work.
Could someone please get me a real ID with the name Simon Kerouac? I'll take any birthday, all other details are irrelevant. I'll accept the ID as legal as long as it will function legally. SOS, please help me.
>>18612249
Would be pleased to help, but the no money thing is a problem. You have to pay.