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My friend is a regular smoker and has a drug test coming up soon

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My friend is a regular smoker and has a drug test coming up soon for a job. He's a NEET and I really want to see him break out and start growing up, so I'm willing to give him my piss as I don't smoke pot. What's the best way to go about this without getting caught?
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i think it has to be kept warm. if its room temperature when you give it to the reciever it will fail.
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>>18605575
Let him fail. I smoke weed, and I've never failed a drug test. Not trying to come off as holier-than-thou, but when I'm job-shopping, I know to quit smoking the jazz cabbage for a few weeks. I'm not sure that's even a maturity thing; it's a common sense, self-control thing, and if your friend lacks those attributes, then maybe being a loser is just kind of his thing, his niche. And there's nothing wrong with that. We can't all be rock stars.
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>>18606114
This
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>>18605575
America and it's drug tests. Kek.

Get something to put the piss in that's small and solid and stick it in his crotch region or in his ass\ass crack. Problem solved. As long as it isn't a watched test
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