>have potential to be anything
>upset I'm not POTUS yet
>hate myself
>fap it away
>upset I can't sight-read Bach on an instrument I rarely practice on and is wrong-handed anyway
>hate myself
>fap it away
>don't have the outgoing personality needed for challenging corporate careers even if qualified otherwise
>hate myself
>fap it away
>no self esteem left for lady friend
>only one thing left to do
Would a dick cage be a good investment in this case? What else would I do?