>get message from girl >its just the word 'sexy'

>>18596889
this usually works:

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>18596897
Nice meme but i need some serious advice here.
Im a total autist when it comes to textmessages and i fucked up similar situations.

>>18596907
I guess I'd want to check a few boxes:
1) do not deflect the comment, accept it and be confident
2) turn it around on her

So, that could be something as simple as "Imagine how sexy I'd look in your bed."

Guess it depends on whether you're just tryna smash or what.

>>18596889
>a fucking animal has had a hotter girl than me
Fuck you, OP.

y-you too

>>18596916
she lives in another country so its a bit difficult to see her anytime soon.
Any other suggestions?

>>18596925
:thinking_face:

>>18596929
should i just say
even sexier irl ;)
or somehting like that
I need her to reply of course, so maybe i should ask something

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bump

"I know, right?"

>>18597048
Sounds smug but i think she wont respond to that.
At least last girl i tried it with didnt respond.

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someone help pls its keeping me awake a night

>>18597064
it's because you left nothing to respond do. what is she supposed to say to that? saying "I know, right?" is fine(ish), but you have to say MORE than just that. Like I said in >>18596916, you can't just accept the compliment, you also have to turn it around on her. Check both those boxes.

>>18597107
Its difficult because i dont even know for sure what she finds sexy

Also should i call her qt or sexy or save that for later?

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im getting desperate here

last bump or ill say
>>18596916

>>18596925
You definitely are autistic.

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>>18596889
>Wtf should i write back?

"back"

>>18596889
>Y-you too.
And THen you fuck.

>>18596925

Fuck you dude
Get confident, just start walking up and down the beach and talking to girls... doesn't even have to be sexual, just talk to them about anything and eventually you'll begin to act not autistic around the opposite gender.

And just remember a few things
>girls love confidence
>they want someone who they look up to
>if you get rejected then so what, you'll probably never meet them again.

>>18596916

>"Imagine how sexy I'd look in your bed."
DO NOT FUCKING SAY THIS
OP, if you want a good line just say "You?"
It can express your confusion, and can easily be taken as a joke. It's both a nice thing to say and a safe thing to say.

Say "who me?"

>>18596889
>"Opposites attract ::DDD"

>>18596889
Ask her to marry you.

>>18596889
like so:
;)

"For you."

"yes your succulent nipples are very sexy"

Just send her question mark black guy meme or something. Then turn it back on her after she tries to recover. Make her look stupid first

>accidentally message some weirdo instead of my boyfriend saying "sexy"
>Realize my mistake and ignore the conversation
>He asks if he can get in my butthole like a gerbil
>????

I know you are, but what am I?