My girlfriend says i kiss like a middleschooler. How do i become

Suck her tongue

>>18591704
noted. i try but i accidentally bit hers once

>>18591670
god almighty need sauce

>>18591670
Google "how to kiss"

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This thread just gave me a shock. Even if I ever do get a gf, I have no idea how to kiss at 24. Farthest I've ever got was a peck in truth or dare so that doesn't even count.

No girl will accept such a pathetic reason, fuck man.

>>18591807
don't worry, you'll never get one. begin a kissless virgin at 24 is the biggest possible turn off

I dont get anything from lip only kissing why do people like that shit? Frenching and tongue play is like the only reason to kiss at all yet they all ask me why i lick their tongue so much

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>>18591818

I would hope I find someone not as shallow as to completely drop me over a turn off.

But perhaps I'm still too optimistic.

>>18591807
It's a natural skill, after you engage in the act for 5 seconds you know how to do it. You can also switch it up a bit by lightly bititng/pulling their lips with your tongue + upper teeth combo -- never use your jaw to bite, it's too easy to make ouchies. My personal favorite is to just suck that bottom lip like a mother fucker.

This one chick I mad out with tilted her head 90 degrees basically, I was really confused at that point, but adapted quickly. You'll be amazed with yoruself anon.

>>18591851
Don't be at 4chan if you look for optimism. Only social outcasts and weirdos over here. So you're very likely to meet a very distorted perception of reality here.
I personally think that you being 24 and kissless is pretty cute. And i think i am the average women. I don't mean the crazy slutty daddy issues type.

I'm my husbands first kiss when he was 21 back then and obviously first time later on. That was 13 years ago. And we've been married for 11 years now.

practice, practice, practice.

if i think of middleschool... it was too much saliva all over the face i think?

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>>18591946
>>18591958

You guys are good people. I need more /adv/ and less /r9k/ in my life, thanks for that.

I actually thought when you kiss a girl you should put your tongue inside her mouth, apparently you should just kiss her lips????

>>18591851
>I find someone not as shallow

Dude, being a kissless virgin in your mid-late 20s is not a draw. You can't blame them for being turned off.

Fumbling from the get-go and all they way through is going to be as awkward as fuck.

You have to recognise your own faults. Plus I've been here quite a while and I noticed kv success stories drop off around the late 20s so you still going a couple of years before it becomes permanent.

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>>18591973
Yes. Practice with an asshole.

When i make out, i pretend im eating pussy.
When i eat pussy, i pretend im making out.

t. cunning linguist

>>18591851
I'm 25 and I got my first kiss last week. She hasn't stopped talking to me yet either. Don't give up hope.

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>>18591670

SAUCE

>>18591670
Your girlfriend sounds like a slut

Sorry dude

>>18591670
well how are your pussy eating skills

>>18592941
how about you give sauce

>>18592982

I'm not 100%, but I believe the girl in my pic is Stoya

dont kiss her like youre telling her "youre cute". do it to let her get the clear message that you want to fuck her in the ass savagely. all kissing should be treated as foreplay. makeout that doesnt leave you with a rock hard erection and her dripping is wasted time.

>>18591807
Go to a club, the loud music, flashing lights and drunkenness distracts them from thinking about you.

>>18591946
This only seems to be true if the other person is good at it. Not sure how it looks from their side either.

>>18591807
i kissed at a pretty late age as well. 22 and just start small don't slobber her face/eat her face. And after that it will come natural

>>18593229
yeah it is
too bad she's been in so many pornos that I have no fucking clue what the scene is from and the image file doesn't have the name in it

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>>18593439

Alas, my google-fu failed as well

Though in searching, I've gained a new appreciation for Stoya. She's *actually* gorgeous.
Strangely, I don't feel like adding her to my fap collecton -- and would much rather just admire her non-porn modelling

>>18594048
yeah, stoya has a unique beauty. She's extremely attractive.

>>18594048
oh also it's from this movie.
https://www.adultdvdempire.com/previews/1492757/stoya-perfect-picture-porn-movies.html

>>18591986
/r9k/ is literally the worst thing for people like us, just an echo chamber of "our lives are shit woe is me," at least on wizchan they take pride in their purity. I left that board a while ago and never miss it.

>>18591670
seriously though can I get a source for this

>>18594446

Wow thanks for that!

>>18594901
Yes. Come onnnn OP. Or *someone*!

>>18594446
nice thank you