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I have literally only hooked up with girls when I am stupid drunk. I went to a club last Friday and made out with 8 women, and one took me back to her apartment and she blew me. I was so drunk I dont even remember what I did. I have the genetics of a chad but I'm basically retarded because I spent my youth playing World of Warcraft and jerking off to hentai. I can only get girls now because my neanderthal brain goes on auto pilot when I drink enough, I have yet to learn how to do this sober. I can't dance sober, I can only fake it well enough when I'm plastered to get hot girls to grind on me. I want to be a normal person sober, any suggestions?
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>>18590391
Think about how do you feel when youre drunk. Try to find some balance. Same shit happen to me, when im drunk im kinda happy and the burdens of life seems easier to overcome. But we cant live drunk to feel that i guess.
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>>18590391
if you really want the love and affection enough you'll let loose without alcohol
posting on /adv/ about some shit is not the beginning of the first day of the rest of your life - it's just doing more of what creates the problem in the first place
now stop moping, and lighten up around the girls, booze or not
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liquid courage
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>>18590391
Have a friend follow you around/covertly record you so that you can learn how you act when drunk
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Man I fucking hate alcohol. I remember trying to get with a girl I really liked but most of the time we spent together we drank. It was like we were building up this whole relationship under the influence that never transferred over to being sober. It's like falling in love with someone only to have to do it again the next day.
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