Okay so first of all my life story because you might want context.

>>18588827
>this whole story
You're just as dumb as your father and his gf

>>18588827
>I was drunk, in a very fucking bad emotional state and she's kind of hot in this trashy way so I decided to go with it. As far as I remember there was no condom.
At this point you are no better than your father.
Congrats on being a monkey and taking over your fathers role.

>>18588835
In retrospect, yeah no shit.

>>18588839
Is this a church? I know I fucked up and I regret that I did.

Help a man out here.

>>18588827
You are a degenerate, just like your father and your child will be no different

gross

>>18588850
>What are my chances of getting custody?
I can't help you with the custody problem, because I have no experience in this field (thank god).

>Do paternity tests even work with close relatives like that?
Parentity test definitely work when comparing to close relatives too, that's for sure.

>What do I do now?
Talk to her about the matter. Is she aware of the possibility of you being the father?

>>18588855
Good lord where did all of this holier-than-thou come from?

I made one bad desicion.

>>18588858
You sure? I've tried looking up muddy parently legal stuff with little luck.

I'm not sure how. Knowing her she might have planned this.

>>18588862
>You sure?
Sure about what?

>I've tried looking up muddy parently legal stuff with little luck.
If you are not poor, ask a legal adviser about the issue. 100-200 bucks should be a price you are willing to pay for a situation like this.
If you are the father, things will get way more expensive anyway. If not, take it as a punishment.

>Knowing her she might have planned this.
If she is like this, chances are you won't be involved in any decision anyway.
She is the mother, and you will have to consult her anyway.

>>18588827
When did you fuck and when did you find out? It's probably your dads.

>>18588859
Dude, it's not about the amount of bad decisions you make. It's about the quality. It takes a special person to do what you did. It's not even about holiness, it's about tremendous stupidity and lack of basic control, these are traits of shit people but you know it best because your dad is one

>>18588869
>>18588862
There is also the option, to just shut up and let them raise the child.
Just saying.

>>18588869
Sure about the paternity thing.

And of course it comes down to money. Here we go.

And I don't know how to approach her, it's going to get tricky.

>>18588871
She's 6 months now and it was in february. I remember her fuming that he ruined their valentine's day plans.

>>18588873
You think my daddy is some saint who wouldn't do the same in a heartbeat?

Maybe I've just gotten desensitized to this kind of thing, I grew up watching the stupid messes my dad and his partners were making, maybe to somebody else this isn't just a normal tuesday.

>>18588874
Over my dead fucking body.

>>18588899
>Sure about the paternity thing.
Yeah, I am sure about this.
Your father would have a genetic relation to the child, but not nearly as much as you do.

>And of course it comes down to money. Here we go.
Of course it does, sooner or later?
Or are you one of those "I don't need money to give my kid a good live. I will just teach him how to live off of roots and nuts, he will be such a #ChildOfNature" beings?

>And I don't know how to approach her, it's going to get tricky.
If she is "tricky", then noone will be able to help you with the problem of talking to her, since you know her better than we do.

>>18588927
No, I meant "here we go" because I'm fucking poor.