How do I transform into a normie? For example, I don't know

>>18587592
Say simple, short thoughts. Normies are okay with moderately interesting things.

>>18587592
Those people aren't necessarily normal, they're just extroverts. Being an introvert doesn't make you not normal. Do you want to become an extrovert?

>>18587592
theres something primally satisfying about making a basic connection with another human being. not every interaction has to be deep or even meaningful. just a "hey, im human, youre human, we might never talk again before we're both dead. crazy world we live in, right? anyway, toodles"

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>>18587617
I can't do that

>>18587617
>>18587808
Yeah anon stop giving shit advice.
>>18587592
I'm not saying this is good advice but this seems pretty popular https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3wy7s_QvOY

>>18587592
your perception is wrong, try being happy as you

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>>18587592
You're probably hopelessly weird by now. Try finding a fellow furfag that isn't fucking insane and struggling through life together

>>18587592
you can apparently masturbate to nothing for hours on end

stop being edgy and pretentious

>>18587592
Some things I learned over the years after changing schools, and every single class at uni I have is filled with new people I have never seen:
- Always start with the thing you have in common to get to start to talk, example, a comment about the subject you are studying.
- Pretend you are glad to talk to them and comfortable talking to them. This one is important, imagine if someone was talking to you with a very serious face or a scary face.
- Point out bad things someone or something else has or is doing, always in a joking way. For example that your teacher's handwriting looks like chinese, or that the classroom is horrible and could have X to be better
- Casually start to ask them more personal questions after drying out the most common topics, like how did they get to where they are, if they work and what do they do or if they like the career they chose, or if they had another alternative instead of that career they chose
- Whenever you find something that reminded you of a story you lived, wait for the guy to stop talking and start talking about that story. It's highly possible the other guy will remember a similar story and tell it back to you.
- If you have nothing to say, or add to something they said, and things get a bit uncomfortable, grab your phone, start messing around pretending you are busy, meanwhile find any doubt you have about anything (you can pretend you don't know) and ask the person if they know the answer

That should be enough to carry on a conversation with any stranger you'll ever meet for some hours. If they don't ask questions back or talk to you like they don't care about you, then they are either introvert people or you are bothering them, which either way you should not talk more to them unless necessary and find another person to talk about the same stuff you did with this person
There's not much more to act like a normie, it's quite boring actually, because you get to say the same stuff over and over again