ive been constipated for 4 days straight , and im having stomach

>>18584106
Go to the pharmacy and buy some suppository laxatives. The ones you put in your butt.
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To make sure this doesn't happen again, make sure you're eating a decently balanced diet and get in a little bit of fiber. If it keeps happening, go to a clinic somewhere and have some tests run.

Ever hear about sugarless gummies? Find the ones that use maltitol as their main ingredient and just start munching. A popular internet challenge was to eat a shitload of Haribo sugarless gummybears, and it's no joke. I highly recommend reading product reviews for them on Amazon if you're in need of a good laugh. Satan's Diarrhea Hatebears sound like just the treat you need, good sir.

hey, you too? a fellow non-pooper here.

Never had this problem myself but I've heard that drinking that magnesium citrate stuff works really good.

>>18584106
>>18584137
Yes OP, buy enema. Its really thin and comes lubed. It has instructions with diagrams how to lay down on bed. It feels weird but definitely worth it.

>>18584106

For $14 dollars you can get a jar of benefiber at your local Walgreens/CVS/rite aide. That $14 will last you a year unless you're the poo devil

You put a spoonful in whatever beverage you like when you're feeling irregular and shake well and drink it

Nigga it dissolves in any drink and is completely tasteless. I put it in tea, Gatorade, you name it.

After you get unclogged via enema. Start drinking more water through out the day. Add yogurt and fruits to your diet. Pineapple and watermelon can last you quite a bit :)