I buy dragon dildos with my moms credit card how do I keep

>>18581770
Companies that sell weird shit sometimes don't describe their products on the billings. If they do, you are fucked. Also, stop getting your parents into debt.

>>18581770

Get one that vibrates and stick it up your butt then offer to help your mom clean the kitchen, she won't know it's in your booty hole. While you're cleaning the kitchen you can get into the dirty dark corner nobody gives any attention and begin to push the beast out with your rectum muscles it's probably best if you eat a lot of taco bell and make sure you don't shit and then when the moment is right let that booty blow into the corner say scuse me and she won't know you just gave rectal dragon birth and fiery mexicaña diarrhea as long as you whip out some febreeze. Don't forget to say scuse me. IF you want you can leave the dildo hidden underneath the poo but you might want to turn it off at this point then you can wait until she finds the poo and blame it on the dog then say "OH NO, BUSTER!!!" at your dog Buster and go ahead at this point and pick up the poo. She won't know the dildo is inside the poo gee what a close call you had.

For starters, I'd say apply for your own credit card and buy dragon dildos with that.

But if that's off the table, you could always play it off like someone else was using her credit card information to by random things. Some anonymous hacker going around trolling people like a digital version of the person in a grocery store dropping boxes of condoms in random people's carts.

Of course, the best option is simply to not get caught. If you do, you can probably sell the anonymous hacker bit once, maybe twice if your mom isn't the sharpest arrow in the quiver. But any more than that, and she'll start putting the pieces together.

Or you could always find a gf/bf (whichever you're into) who shares your interests, and have them pay for it. Everybody wins that way.