The only sexual interest I have is an assortment of weird fetishes

Please?

Stop watching porn.

>>18578247
I have an imagination. I've fapped to this stuff before I understood what masturbation or sex even were.

The problem isn't the fetish stuff itself, it's getting wet for sex.

I wouldn't mind just enduring it dry as long as he'd comfort me when it's over but men don't like it if it's not like in porn.

>>18578386
Have you tried lube? My wife has a fucked up vag, and any penetration will hurt her. Astroglide and one of those vibrating rings works wonders for her, though.

>>18578392
It's been years since I last had any, and my ex just used to get me blackout drunk for it so I wouldn't have to remember anything. I don't think any other guy would be willing to do that.

>>18578418
Even with Astroglide and the ring, she's gotta be in the mood, which isn't nearly as often as me. That said, she helps in other ways. Oral, handjobs, nibbling the right spots, sitting on my face (hey, I like it). Shit like that. I care enough about her to where I don't NEED to have sex, even if I need to be sexual with her.

Seek professional help, but also tell us about your weird fetishes

>>18578425
It's just as unpleasant to me either way, so I might as well go for the option where I have to do the least.

I don't have a gag reflex, but penises and feces are the only thing that actually make me gag. I don't want to see it, I don't want to touch it, if it's inside of me I at least don't have to look at it.

>>18578426
They'd be as uninteresting to you as intercourse is uninteresting to me.

I mean I once fapped to a comic about a girl getting turned into a wolf. Not a furry, just a wolf. She didn't get fucked in the end and she wasn't even naked most of the way through and if talking and thinking about sex wasn't such complete libido kryptonite for me I'd probably be looking it up again as we speak.

>>18578438
Sounds like you're just not into men. Does the thought of vag disgust you in a similar way? If so, you're probably asexual.

>>18578438
>fapped
Girls don't fap. They schlick.

>>18578441
I've never had to deal with anyone else's cunt but if I was forced to then probably.

But doesn't being asexual mean you don't get turned on by anything?

And how do I make it easier to get fucked?

>>18578448
I hate that word with the power of a thousand suns.

>>18578455
>But doesn't asexual mean you don't get turned on by anything?

Take this test and find out: http://vistriai.com/kinseyscaletest/

>>18578438
>uninteresting
But it isn't, I find it fascinating
Sure it's not arousing to me, but it's really interesting to learn about what turns on people who don't get turned on by sex

>>18578455
>I hate that word with the power of a thousand suns.
Then use another word. You don't have to use the japanese sounds of people masturbating to describe masturbation.

>>18578468
Non-sexual.

How do I fix this?

>>18578482
Really?

Because I find sex massively uninteresting if I'm not involved in it and horrifying if I am, I thought it'd work the same.

>>18578484
I'm sorry if I offended you.

>>18578555
>Non-sexual.
>How do I fix this?
You don't. That's like a gay man asking how to become straight. You're asexual. Doesn't mean that you are aromantic.

>>18578560
I do want a boyfriend, that's why this is a problem.

I need to figure out a way to make sex more tolerable. I don't have to like it, but tolerable.

>>18578579
Or you could just find an asexual guy or girl.

Also, just a fun fact: lesbian relationship typically start very strong sexually, but it wanes quickly and they become sexless within a few months.

>>18578579
Proof of my claim here >>18578585
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_bed_death

>>18578555
Really.
If you don't mind, I'd like to read more about your "weird fetishes".
And you will get no judgment from me.

>>18578585
Are there any?

>>18578590
They're rather private, but I could link you to some Wikipedia list on fetishes.

>>18578633
>Are there any?
Are there any what? Asexuals? I think you're living proof of that, don't you?

They make up less than 1 percent of the population, but they do exist.

http://www.asexualitic.com/

>>18578633
Okay, never mind then
What I find interesting is the personal approach of a non-sexual person to their specific fetishes, but if you're not comfortable with it, forget it

>>18578634
>less than 1%

Then what are my odds of finding a guy willing to drug me before he does it?

>>18578661
Why is it so important to you ? Platonic love is a thing, friends are a thing too
And as said before, there are others like you
If you had a bf/gf, would you mind them fucking other people ?

>>18578663
It's not the same thing and we both know it.

Why would he be with me if he could get other people?

>>18578661
>What are my odds of netting a date-rapist.
Not good, I would wager.

>>18578669
Because of sincere love ?
It's more than just someone you fuck
Me and my gf are both bisexual, and she's free to bed as many girls as she wants (I'm not comfortable with her being with other men, but she doesn't mind), while I'm free to hook up with both guys and girls, because she doesn't care
We still stay together, because we love each other and we are best friends before anything else
If one of the two has to force themselves in order to fulfill the other's desires, it's not a healthy relationship and you should try to work something out

>>18578679
But why would a guy be with me if he can get better girls?

>>18578692
I think you've got some serious self-worth issues
I don't think either that I deserve the beautiful, smart and kind woman who loves me either, and I'm still puzzling as to why she would, but sometimes things are like that
Love and sexual gratification are completely separate things, even though they seem inseparable, and someone could well love you and accept that you don't enjoy sex
If they don't accept it while still claiming to love you, there's a sizable chance they're a douchebag

>>18578700
The reason me and my ex were together was because nobody else would take either of us.

I couldn't find anyone who'd take me even without my handicap.

>>18578750
And why is being with someone an obligation ?
Start by fulfilling yourself and fulfillig relationships will follow naturally

>>18578679
>cuck
off yourself, faggot