What are some studies that are relatively short and which will

Go to a trade school.

I've seen some folks do well with a coding bootcamp. Only do that if you've got the mind for it.

Go to some blue collar businesses like welders and ask if they'll take on apprentices.
You work, earn your keep and learn.

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>>18577169
Second.

Lots of jobs get phased out, but stuff like mechanics, plumbers, carpenters, etc, are probably gonna be around for a while, and they tend to pay fairly well.

prostitution

Wtf is that Amelia

>>18577169
>>18577293
Ah, meme advice. wew.
Let's get this straight: unless one of you faggots actually did it, don't preach it.

Same as saying military's a perfect option or how STEM can grant you a job.

>>18577152
As for you, find a job agency and keep attending until you get a job from there. It won't be pretty, but it'll fill the hole that lies within your resume. You'll learn very quickly how you can bullshit skills and whatnot from your experience in said job.

You'll die internally every day until you get your schooling paid and hopefully raise your GPA back to get Scholarships and shit. After that, you'll never have to do that again. Try not to kill yourself or enter self-destruction mode while you're doing entry-level work.

>>18577856
Hi anon, I'm USAF and totally advocate enlisting to go from zero to hero. I'm looking at huge reenlistment bonuses because my field is critically manned (linguist), upwards of a $90k lump sum non-taxed if I make sure I reenlist at the right moment (during deployment. I'm airborne so I get deployed often). I also have the option of taking my clearance into a very well-paying contracting job, a clearance that civilians are at a disadvantage for not having (the company has to get you into an expensive investigation just to be able to hire you). But I'm turning down both of those to take my education benefits back to school for a meme degree (ME) that I can use to commission in the future Space Corps, and hopefully work on propulsion systems for the SC or NASA.

So yeah. Anons here can go ahead and use my experience to advocate for the military route.