my mom just found the bottle of helium in my room that i wanted

no idea. why do you wanna kill yourself though?

>>18569718
Say you just bought it for balloons or something lmao

>>18569718
It's real simple. Tell her the truth, then go get help for your problems. Whatever it is, it's not worth killing yourself.

Say u were doing NOS shots with it mates

update: my mom said she doesn't know what it's for but it doesn't matter to her because i'm an adult so i can do whatever i want with it anyways.
lmao.

>>18569834
mom sounds bretty cool. why want sudoku? gib answer fgt i'm even more curious now dammit

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>>18569869
then i'll probably have to disappoint you because i don't even really know that myself. i guess i'm just a horrible person and the world be better without me.

>>18569904
iunno you don't seem so bad to me. what makes you horrible?

>>18569928

Im a pedophile...

>>18569947
why are you pretending to me you piece of shit fuck u

also it's difficult to explain and i don't really want to talk about it anyways so yeah.

>>18569989
well i mean if you're gonna become an hero either way does it really make a difference if you tell me why first? come on, i wanna know. skip trying to make sentences out of your thoughts and just spit out a string of single words for me to make sense of instead pls

>>18569718
tell her the truth and see her reaction so you can get an idea at just how much of a selfish cunt you are.

>>18570023
dude read the thread that part has already been resolved