>you're on a first date with a girl
>you use the unisex bathroom after her
>pee all over the seat
what do?
>>18567374
this
cup the balls
>>18567367
Move to a first world country with gendered toilets, more importantly JUST TWO, gendered toilets, and stop sharing them like a savage.
You might think your date with a trap was/is your biggest problem, but it's not. The unisex bathroom is.
>>18567498
Okay, I will move from USA to North Korea. Thanks anon.
>>18567633
well, at least a little bit better than the USA
>>18567367
not doubting u, but it wasn't just splashed water right?
>>18567367
LAP UP PEE WITH YOUR WHORE MOUTH FAGGOT
>>18567644
OP here, very possible
>>18567648
you got it
>>18567367
Maybe she just found the restroom gross so she hovered. I've taken hover shits and always hit my mark, but I imagine peeing would be hard.
>>18567367
>tfw I always piss on the lid so the next guy has to clean it or get a wet ass.
Why? Because either an employee has to clean it up or you have to clean it up using the store's TP. Either way, the company pays for it and I get back at the store for overpricing their goods.
an hero
>>18567736
>either way i make someone else's day worse and have no impact on the people who make the prices
>>18567736
STICK IT TO THE MAN