Even though I'm a turbovirgin nerd, during the time I was

What the fuck are you on about

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Just tell them that it is 2017, don't judge, they can't judge and to get over it! Then show them /b with a simple explanation of how it works and if they don't understand after some lurking then fuck'em, intolerant degenerates.

Own it, nigga. If anyone asks me if I'd fuck a dude, I say, "Sure, if they're pretty enough." Then if they ask if I'd fuck a chick, I'd say the same thing. Hell, I'll go for one of those Thai ladyboys.

Listen, OP, I want you to grab your nuts like you did in the first bit of your post. Repeat after me:

"Honestly, you probably care more than I do. If I think someone's fuckable, there's a good chance I'd fuck 'em."

But I've been selling total self-depravity for years, so it comes easy to me. You might be a bit more proper than I am.

You could also ask your friends why they're so concerned, ask if they're sizing up their options, and start a slow-walk toward them, one foot in front of the other (ever wonder how women sway their hips?).

Honestly, though, why do you care? Is it really not simple? You fuck what you find fuckable... What's not simple about this? I regularly discuss traps with a buddy of mine, who has a lovely girlfriend, and I've got a long history of dramatic relationships with females.

But we still talk about smashin' boipussi, so whatup with you? Own it or don't, but don't pretend you're invested in this part of yourself and then wuss out when people call it.

Ever seen Game of Thrones? First-fucking-episode, the baddest ass of characters from it-- Tyrion Lannister, played by Peter Dinklage-- issues this single quote to the bastard child of a lord, who takes offense to being called 'bastard.'

Noting this, he tells him he meant no offense, and proceeds with the following sage advice you would do extremely well to commit to your memory:

"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you."

Remember that. You're the one enabling negative viewpoints on it.

>>18546368
consider that your "polysexuality" is just from too much weird porn.

stop calling yourself a sperg, think about how other people see you, think about how you see yourself, and think about how you want to see yourself ALL THE TIME.

get off 4chan, get off the internet. achieve necessary social communication through real life connections made in real life. dont be desperate or clingy though, be fine with being alone. actually just be fine don't let shit sway you. if you can't find inner peace whereever you are you won't find it anywhere else - sri nimchoy

going back to the first note, before you have sex is WAY too early to determine your sexuality, not that you shouldn't go about exploring it however you want.

other guys are getting weird around you because you're thinking about other guys and that makes you weird around other guys. just to clear that up.

your post reminds me of me once upon a time. value yourself and become something you value OP.

>>18546385
women are funny get over yourself