I'm trying to get this lifeguard bitch to go out on a date

fuccin bump

>>18540100
Just tell me if I'm going too deep :p

Tinder level:
I will only take your number if you are trained in mouth-penis-revival.

non tinder level:
Why is a drunk burger eating Hasselhoff the most famous lifeguard of them all?
Lets go to a bar and burgers to find out ;)

>she needs

No she doesn't. Get that pussy off a pedestal.

But for giggles, tell her you want her to practice her mouth to mouth skills on you so she doesn't mess up during the real thing.

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>>18540791
No.
>>18540100
I get so much action, my dick is drowning in pussy, I think it might need mouth to mouth.

or play with either half, combining them is pretty simple. also, she will barely remember asking you this, that is a blow off line if i have ever heard one. good luck tho

>>18540100

ask her if its true lifeguards dont get wet until you go down