I have tried to kill myself 13 times so far. No matter how much

possibly god, but really building is a fast and instant method.
try a building with a stupid amount of stories just to be safe. you can't fail.

You haven't found your higher calling.
Give these affirmations a shot and see what happens: http://www.mediafire.com/file/686p3ey8rl47lxc/Up_From_Depression.zip
also , a longer mindfulness for depression course (audio) too: http://www.mediafire.com/file/stl5ctg1ptogszt/MWTD.zip
if that doesn't work, then go and use your invulnerability for good or something or become a mercenary in Africa.

Why are you so easily willing to give up on life but you're not willing to give up on killing yourself after so many repeated failures?

>>18537127
yeah, and get your heart torn out by a Liberian warlord. pretty stupid way to go.
look op, cutting the shit we both know you're determined to die, but your luck keeps you from winning the dice rolls that are in your favor 99%.
Do the 100%, and it's gg, jump and do a flip mate

>>18537135
dumber than all the other shit he's tried? come on, you have to give yourself a reason. may as well go out all guns blazing.

For those wondering, I have also tried massive injections of Morphine, Helium, gunshot to the head ( which was the only time I was caught. Mother threw a coffee cup across the room and the bullet went through my cheek ), and self immolation ( Built a pyre, got on top, scarring across my back and legs is bad, but shock sent me into convulsions and I fell off the pyre, broke my leg, passed out, and woke up at hospital. )

>>18537151
the fuck were you thinking trying to shoot yourself in front of your mother, you little bitch?
off to Africa with you, now!

>>18537151
nigger you have a special power
become a superhero

>>18537162
She was supposed to be at work. Didn't know she had called out. She walked in on me.

>>18537168
>AN superhero

>>18537183
I realized the maymay as I clicked post, killing myself now

>>18537187

Good luck, apparently it's required.

>>18537116
First of all, stop fucking lying. You didn't try that many times, you're just trying to get attention with this bullshit. Grow the fuck up or actually do it. You're a talker, but you're too much of a coward to actually do it. Stop being a fucking pussy and do it if it so ducking bad, i fucking despise people who want attention this badly.

>>18537116

slit your throat, or shotgun to the face.

Or jump in Niagara Falls if you're near new york state and don't mind driving a bit.

How fucking pathetic do you have to be to not be able to kill yourself?

>>18537116
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
Dorothy Parker

>>18537116
LOL git gud