Guys please help. /r9k/ here and I somehow managed to get a date with a girl. She wants to get Thai food take-out and eat it at her place. What can I get that won't give me explosive shits in case we hook up later?
Not trolling, genuinely need help. I've never had Thai food.
Why don't you just eat before going out and then order a little appetizer at the restaurant?
>>18536434
Just order satay and noodles and make sure you order it non-spicy. Thai food is just fine usually, just a load of peanuts and green curry. Noodles and satay will not upset our bowels so easily. Unless the meat was off
>>18536434
Eat three pills of actovated charcoal before the meal. Or a spoonfull. That should help. Oh and if you get laid you better greentext about ot here.