>be 20 >super horny >too young for bars and clubs >everyone

>>18535807
>everyone I've met on tinder is looking for dating and not hookups
Entirely false
People just put that in their bios so they don't feel like sluts

>>18535821
I'm not just looking at bios mate, I mean through the conversations I've had

as soon as they realize our expectations are different (take me out to dinner and get to know each other vs. have a drink or see a movie then fuck with no strings attached) they duck out

When I was single and just wanted get a nut I would tell them in the 1st or 2nd message with something sort of funny "please sit on my face like its your favorite couch" if you swipe right all 5s and up and are honest about your intentions you will get yes or a no and a no is better then a gray area date with 6 that thinks that shes a 8 and wont put out

Anon i got a girl you might be interested in

>>18536054
no traps

>>18536084
Nah she aint a trap but she loves sending nudes if you want her snapchat.

1) You're not too young for bars and clubs
2) Leverage girls you already know. Either try getting flirty with them or their friends
3) Tinder is a the biggest waste of time unless you are below a 5/10. In that case fuck the first girl that is willing on there I guess.

>>18536101
I'll bite the bait, what it is?

>>18535807
Escorts/strippers. You're welcome.

>>18536117
marycarrette

shes a 20 year old blonde who's pretty chill to talk to but also gets real dirty real fast

>>18536129
What's the catch? Is she fat/chubby?

>>18536138
Nah shes pretty thin. She just likes dirty talking/being a slut

>>18536143
Huh alright

Will she think it's weird that a random dude added her and sent her a snap?

Not that I care, I just wanna get nudes

>>18536148
i doubt it. I snapchatted her as a random guy and she didnt care.

>>18536165
Do you have any nudes saved that you can post?

I just wanna know what she looks like

I already sent her a message

>>18536172
i might be able to scroll up and find them let me see

>>18535807
They aren't looking for dating. They hide it.

Women get trashed hardcore if they say they just want to fuck. Give it a shot.

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TINDER IS A HOOK UP APP, NOT A DATING APP

>>18536188
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>>18535885
ok but what am I doing wrong?
it usually goes

>match
>chat very shortly
>steer it towards something flirty/suggestive
>either no response or they don't catch my drift

>try being more upfront and obvious
>get no response or unmatched

???

>>18536201
You could put
>PLEASE READ: THIS IS FOR HOOKUP IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ANYTHING OTHERWISE, SWIPE RIGHT.

[or what ever the "no" swipe is]

>>18536212
>how to get 0 matches ever

>>18536217
Than be suggestive in you profile, that you want sex but casually, in a way that most people will understand that is socially acceptable.

>>18536201
Post your profile with pictures so we can help improve it

>>18536260
profile just shows my university, my job, bio is empty right now

don't have a problem with matching so I didn't think the profile was the problem but more how the conversation go...

>>18536266
Your profile needs to be geared towards sex instead of a relationship vibe.
This means showing off that you are very sexually appealing.

>>18535807

So you "date" these girls because they're "special" and "not like other girls" and you really can't stop "thinking" about them ;) ;) ;) huh? huh? you get it? huh? ;)

Seriously m8, I wish someone had told me that was the secret when I was your age.

>>18536281
fugg i'm maybe 6/10 at best

>>18536309
are you schizo what the fuck are you saying to me

>>18536201
I for one wouldnt switch over to flirting before a date.

Once youve humanized yourself and shes established in her mind shes attracted to you, then flirting is sure fire. Even if you suck at it.

Your approach works if youre a 10 and youre ripped. Otherwise she needs to meet you and see youre a match.

Theres evolutionary shit and hormones and woman selection instincts involved but thatll take lectures.

From what you told me i can discern you aren't a crazy hot dude. So you need to establish yourself in person first.

>>18536323
No this is wrong

You need to establish a sexual basis to your conversations or else it won't go anywhere and the girl will think you just want to be friends which is retarded, but it's how it is

>>18536335
I agree, but wouldnt say im wrong.

If op isnt really attractive he needs to do that in person is what im getting at.

Attraction is the difference between romeo and creep and its not easy to build online with a girl with options.

>>18536323
>>18536345
>>18536335
ok you're basically saying what I already suspected, which is that I need to flirt in person

BUT like I said in the OP i'm too young for bars and clubs ... dilemma

>>18536360
Most any club will let you in at 18, you just can't drink if they card. If you want to go to a club and pork a skank go for it my friend I believe in you.

>>18535807
20 is too young for bars and clubs where you live? I'd fucking move out of that state/country if I lived there. That's just retarded.

>>18536565
but hey, you can own as much guns as you want ;)

>>18536652
You are right. I'm never leaving!