Hello everyone. Sorry for my poor english. How can I kill myself

Anything that kills you slowly like that will either be painful, or will leave you a vegetable instead of actually killing you.

>>18533912
Alcohol and tobacco?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricin

>>18533912
Die of old age. Works every time.

Sorry mate, I dont think 4chan has a board for vegan suicide

>>18533922
Vegetable here can confirm

>>18533912

Homeopathy.
If it doesn't kill you at least you'll be well hydrated

>>18533912
Fall in love with a slut and be too beta to leave her. The stress will kill you slowly.

>>18533912
Move to Australia, specifically areas with lots of bush land, creeks and old mine shafts. Then accidentally step on a death adder, or stick your hand under a tractor full of red backs, or go on a hiking trip without a tracker and get lost.

>>18535903
Where do I buy old age pills?