How do I inform relatives of my decision to commit suicide without

a suicide note? like what the fuck you don't tell people you're gonna kill yourself unless you want to be stopped

>>18527812
You can't.

>>18527814
What the fuck am I supposed to put in a suicide note then?

I'm not gonna write a goddamn novel full of emotional pussy shit, but just saying "Yeah I killed myself" comes off as a little condescending, no? Just because I'll be dead doesn't mean I don't care about their feelings

>>18527823
write your own goddamn suicide note anon

Get them all in a room together and announce it loudly and proudly. Go into horrifying detail on how you'll do it. I'd do it close to the nearest hospital for best results.

Just casually mention you've made a will and leave it at that.

>>18527823
Call the national literature hotline at 1 (800) 273-8255 for some tips on how to write an effective suicide note

No matter what you say they will freak out.

>>18527812
Gather all your family in a room. And explain you're going on a quest or bad ass journey. (Be creative). Walk away and kill yourself.

[spoiler]If you live in the USA it's best to jump off of Golden Gate Bridge. No one will bother to check there since too many sudokus happen there.[/spoiler]

>>18527812
That's retarded. People that commit suicide don't tell people they just do it. Its obvious there's a part of you who wants lo live. Don't be a cunt.

>>18527837
OP I'd say this is your best bet