Can i get an alternative for soda which has zero calories, minimal

Forgot to mention, does anyone also know a good tasting minimal calorie version of starbust fruit chews :S

>>18519309
>>18519316
If there were good alternatives, don't you think we wouldn't have fat people?

I bought a 2 dollar pitcher at Walmart and alternate between crystal light and mixing water with cucumber, lemon, and mint.

I know you said no water, but adding citrus and herbs to it tends to curb my cravings for soda. I drink crystal light when I crave sweet.

I also drink coconut water when I'm out and want to buy something other than soda. It tasted weird like the first 5 times I drank it, but since I make crystal light, lemon water, and coconut water the only things available to me, I've come to like it.

I also allow myself straight, sour 100% grapefruit juice an option (one glass a day) as I said, overpowering citrus seems to curb my cravings for coke.

>>18519327
Thanks. Crystal light is exactly what I am looking for. What flavours do you recommend? I loved vanilla coke but I don't think this one has an equivalent

>>18519309
Iced tea or ice coffee are both good without sugar.

>>18519338
I needed something with minimal caffeine too since I have tinnitus

How about sparkling water? You get the fizz and it doesn't taste like water at all. Target's Simply Balanced line is god-tier (they have berry, cucumber, lemon, etc).

But don't go for LaCroix sparkling water because their cans contain BPA.

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>zero calories
>but has a lot of sugar

Wut

seltzer-ade is fucking great

>>18519437
I meant zero calories but has a lot of caffeine. I have tinnitus so I can't take caffeine.

>>18519309
Just get flavored sparkling water.

Or, if you are actually this dumb, drain cleaner.

>>18519309
Dude, just give up soda. It's expensive, and it trashes your insides. It's literally one of the worst things you can drink. If you can't stand water, then at least dude real fruit juice (that you make yourself with a juicer) and coffee (there are caffeine free coffees)

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>>18519451
>I meant zero calories but has a lot of caffeine. I have tinnitus so I can't take caffeine.

>>18519337
My favorite is the pink lemonade. I love Vanilla Coke too, this is nothing like it, but it's like 5 calories and I don't feel guilty for drinking it

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>>18519309
This. Costco sells a giant case and it comes out to 40 cents for a 20oz drink. It's vitamin c, b, e, some zinc and taurine.

It's basically an energy drink for 40 cents. But only drink one or two a day.

Tea, like the other 80% of the world.

>>18519577
Tea won't have enough sugar for Fatty's taste.

>>18519309
Sugar has calories and there's no getting around it you dolt

>>>/ck/

>>18519309
Caffeine-free diet coke