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Hey, I'm in a very weird situation. Yesterday, I got out of work early so I decided to go home and nap. When I open my bathroom door, I caught my gf masturbating to my pics while she was taking a shit. When she noticed, she panicked and by doing so, she dropped my good headphones in my toilet. Would it be a dick move to ask her to replace em? I don't know if they work but I'm too weirded out that they were covered in shit and I spent a lot of money on em.
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How the fuck are you more focused on your fucking headphones than the fact that you caught your girlfriend masturbating to your pictures WHILE SHE WAS TAKING A SHIT?
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>>18516923
Stories like yours make me come back to this board.
Anyway, this may have been disturbing, but in the end it was just her dumping your headphones, so of course she's supposed to replace them. Tell her. Cash is real, shame is imaginary.
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>>18516928
These are 500 dollar headphones. I'm pissed.
>>18516934
Thanks for the advice. Should I leave her or should I stay?
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>>18516971
Stay but tell her to flush before starting to masturbate because shlicking on top of your crap is one gross thing to do.
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>>18516923
Clean them as best you can then so long as they stilL work sell them on Craigslist. Buy a new pair and ask the gf to cover the difference.
Me I'd write it off to the cost of Pussy but that's just me.
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desu I used to jerk it all the time while taking a shit
Two birds with one stone
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>>18516928
You ever masturbate while taking a shit?
Kills 2 birds with one stone.
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>>18516923
How did she drop your headphones into the toilet? Ordinarily, the use of headphones requires that they be upon one's head, where they are generally fairly secure. Was she using them to masturbate with?
And how do you know what she was masturbating to? Was she actually using physical photographs? In most bathrooms, the toilet is placed with the back to a wall, and commonly leaves the person sitting on it facing the door. How did you see her masturbation material?
Need answers to these before able to give advice.
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>>18516923
>Would it be a dick move to ask her to replace em? I don't know if they work but I'm too weirded out that they were covered in shit and I spent a lot of money on em.
No. It's not even a shit move.
If you're not already weirded out, she ought to understand you would never put those back over your ears ever again.
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