ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything

>Scenario:
Swimming pool, little pools with bubbles, whirpool bath, people go there to chill and talk about stuff. Mostly ladies.

Whenever I try go there, all I get is hot water and streams of water assaults parts of my body, but it always ends up making my balls hurt.

Ladies, are you in these whirlpools because the water basically masturbates you for free? Is stream of water in your lower region that comfortable? Is it safe to assume that every lady sitting there with closed eyes and lowered head is currently building up orgasm?

Is my cock looking weird a problem?

The head is kind of flat and my pissing hole is under the glans rather than in the middle. I also have 2 holes but they're very close to each other.

The size is fine-ish. A bit on the small side.

I've been with my girlfriend for 2 years now. 3 weeks ago we moved in together. We fucked a lot before then, but since I moved in she's become fucking ravenous. She wants to fuck when we wake up, before I leave for work, when we get home together, before dinner, after dinner, before we go to bed. I actually cannot take it anymore. My dick feels tender and my cum is thin and watery.

How do I tell her that I want a couple of days off to recover without sounding like a poof?
I'm also worried that if I can't satisfy her she'll look for someone else on the side who can.

>>18516577
1. Buy her magic wand.
2. Learn how to communicate properly.

Make a deal like no more than X sessions per day. It is not that hard. Or instead of sore penis use other parts of your body. Finger and fap her instead. Or really get vibrator and get creative.

>she'll look for someone else on side
Why do you live with this girl when you dont trust her? Relationships are about mutual trust and respect. Have a little faith in her. And simply tell her your dick hurts from her constant sexual attacks.

Tldr find a working compromise. With a bit of luck she will calm down eventually.

How do I approach woman? I heard eye contact into smile into some version of "hi my name is X, what's yours" is the timeless classic but I would appreciate the female perspective.

How do you decided wether or not you want a guy to talk to you? How do you let him know? Do you give a chance/extra points for being brave and talking to you even if you're not that into him in the first place? Do you dislike getting hit on by a random stranger?

>>18516603
I really hate being approached by strangers in the street and when I'm out for lunch/café with friends. Would never go out with a guy who did that.
It is okay-ish at class, or if I'm waiting somewhere (bus stop, queuing for the cafeteria, waiting outside of an office), at the supermarket or if I am alone somewhere (bar, café).
It is perfectly fine at social events of any kind.

Usually eye contact -> smile -> comment about the situation we are in. After chatting a bit, introduce yourself.
I don't want to be approached by guys I'm not that into, and I wish they leave if I'm not into the conversation.

>>18516603
>asking deer about hunting deers
Make up your mind. Locate girl. Do you want to fuck/date/marry her? If yes, simply go to her and chat her up.

Look for POSITIVE REACTIONS like
>looking at you
>smiling
>using long sentences
>asking questions about you
>laugh
and look for negative reactions like
>1 word replies
>walking away
>anti friendly face
>looking elsewhere
>bitch attitude
>trying to cut convo short

In the chat you talk about literally anything. If she finds you attractive enough, she wont try to chase you away.

Then simply ask her for her phone number. If she ask why, tell her
>so i can ask you on date later
By this point she had numerous options to turn you down. So yeah, be bold and never again ask ladies about dating advice. They all play wait and see game. Do this as a boy and you will die virgin. You have to hit on them silly and without pause.

As far as dating go, pick your hunting grounds according to what you want. At bar you will meet one night stand alcoholic slut, but not wife. At demonstration you will find pierced feminazis. At gym will be vegan cardio bunny. And generally outside are only extroverts to be found. Dont hit on girls where they work at. They are paid to be nice to you so they cant really tell you to fuck off.

Hunt them at social events people go to when bored / free time. Or online.

And dont forget the most important part
>be attractive
>dont be unattractive
Which is bullshit advice like this one
>>18516615
>I don't want to be approached by guys I'm not into

>>18516626
6 posts into the thread, the cretin appears, as always equipped with the dumbest cliche bullshit of his own craft
gtfo

Asking again for more thoughts

I found a girl on tinder and she was perfect, but she was leaving town "soon" (on holiday here) so I ended up going through her instagram and sending a long message. Now she hasn't seen it yet after maybe 48hrs, and I want to meet her before she leaves town. Should I contact her through facebook and tell her to read her insta DMs? This seems retarded, but it seems to be my only shot... What would /adv/ do? Thanks.

how do girls feel about shotacon? would you date one?

>>18516668
so... you're basically asking whether I would date a cartoon, oversexualized boy who really enjoys when somebody penetrates his anus?

>>18516671
someone who consumes the media, the use has been skewed over time

>>18516653
so you didn't match on tinder? cut your losses.

>>18516674
honestly?
I'd prefer that boy to some media zombie.
both are a terrible choice though

So I have vitiligo around my eye (skin is whiter than the rest).

Would girls care about it ? face overall has attractive features
I never had girlfriends but some girls showed inte rest when I was younger and now I feel like im too autistic to even talk to them.

>>18516723
Vitiligo is cute as fuck.

research says there is a general consensus, and I am aware of what the OP says, but would you date a 5'3 manlet

>>18516731
Are you serious? I had 1 girl that had a crush on me that said she liked it because it made me unique. I tought it was just 1 girl. Is it just a fetishis or do girl in genreal like it?

>>18516746
I don't have a fetish but I find unique things cute. Scars, birthmarks, vitiligo. All makes you unique.
My boyfriend has a big scar on his shoulder and I always found it adorable.

What do u girls think about above average looking males? Do u prefer virgins/would u date a guy who had many girls before?

>>18516757
>What do u girls think about above average looking males?
Nothing. They look good.

>Do u prefer virgins/would u date a guy who had many girls before?
I'd prefer someone with a lower number of partners (1-4), but I'd date a virgin if he wasn't bitter about it or someone who slept around if he was faithful.

How do I meet a girl who wants to have lots of children? I asked this on an Internet forum and got shamed by feminists.

>be a guy
>pretend to be a girl
>come on here and ask questions that i imagine a girl would have about a guy
>answer questions directed at girls
>do this for like 2 or 3 hours before i fap to 2d girls h*lding h*nds
how do i stop doing this?

>>18516557
It is possible to wank. The jets feel really good on the clit. I don't use communal spa baths for this reason.

Question for you: what does an outline of a sideways pointing dick in pants mean in a work colleague who's talking to me? Is it a flaccid big dick or hard?

>>18516808
Sometimes I write posts from a guys perspective and then read them to myself in a deep masculine voice and schlick to it

>>18516813
He's trying to flirt or something. 99% of the time when you want to conceal an erection you waistband tuck it.

>>18516813
He's subtly trying to point something out to you.

How do I get a girl to let me fuck her ass? I need a marketing strategy.

>>18516825
He had his hand in his pocket as he was talking to me.

>>18516813
Serious: It doesn't have to mean anything. Dicks have minds of their own. He prolly just had a boner that hadn't completely gone away yet.

>>18516757
None of those. I'd prefer someone who had one or two partners. A bit more would be ok, and a lot more would bother me.

>>18516835
>when you are going down on her start eating her ass
>try rubbing/probing her asshole gently after/during sex with your finger
>let her fuck your ass too
idk try one of these

>>18516835
I know how it sounds, but here's a story of how my female friend was introduced to anal:

>be her
>be virgin
>find guy
>fuck with guy
>long
>doggy style
>he pulls out, think nothing of it
>he enters asshole!
>scream
>scream much
>he fucks asshole for a long time
>he gets bored, puts dick in mouth
>cums finally
>(...)
>like anal to this day

I don't get it, but it worked

How do I convince a cute neet girl off /adv/ to be my gf and gym buddy?

I will do anything for a petite immature girl to just experience life with me.

>>18516835
Tell her it's just the tip
Then ram the tip all the way in

>>18516723
small things that make you different from the rest are good. girls will care about it, in a good way.

>>18516740
most girls want a guy at least their height. but that's for first impressions, for a lot of girls if they get to know you they won't really care.
but it will limit your chances for a one night stand.

>>18516835
Start with rubbing and licking. One of the big reasons many women don't like the idea of anal is because they do not associate their ass with any kind of sexual pleasure.

Let her know that you know what you're doing, will use lots of lube, a dark towel, go very very slowly and let her do the moving if it's quite uncomfortable.

Don't go for it if you can't deal with potentially seeing/smelling shit on your dick. Don't be a douche about it if this happens.

Let her know why it turns you on (taboo, loving her ass, domination, whatever), let her know how much it would turn you on, show receptiveness to acting out her fantasies as well.

That's about all you can do. Your success depends less on your strategy than on how much she loathes or feels neutral about the idea.

>>18516794
at church

>>18516794
They don't really congregate anywhere, other than very very religious groups that come with a lot more bagage/requirements than just a big family. You don't really have a choice but to make it clear as soon as possible that you are looking for a lot of kids and are looking for a woman who desires that as well.

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How do I meet a real life misaki

If you have to change in the same room as guy and tell him not to look, how do you react if you catch him taking a peek?

>>18516881
would you like some fries with this?

>>18516906
Sure. Where can I collect my order?

>>18516876
>unqueried anal with a virgin + ass to mouth
so are boundries in sex are a myth? Because it sounds like he assraped her and she got turned on by it. Either way they're one nasty-wasty couple.

>>18516905
It's a difficult scenario for me to picture. I guess I would feel humiliated. But in reality I would never expect a guy not to look so if I really really did not want him to see me I would make sure I could change somewhere else even if I had to lock myself inside the toilet to do so.

>>18516913
>so are boundries in sex are a myth?
No, it just depends on many individual factors. Some women have a thing for being used, especially young and inexperienced/insecure women sometimes also feel that it's normal for the guy to not give a fuck what the girl does or does not want during sex because that's also how it's shown in porn etc. And then there's the group who will feel bad about it, but even worse about facing the fact that their own lover shat over their boundaries, so they will rationalize it to themselves as "how men are" or that he lost control over himself or whatever else so they can still tell themselves it's all good and they don't have to reconsider a relationship with someone they love.

>>18516912
in your dreams, buddy. Go to bed.

>>18516919
I am 6'0, 225lbs and lean, I can deadlift 300kg.

Never speak to me like that again

>>18516913
nah, boundaries are totally a fact
she had quite a lot of problems with herself, so that was probably one of the reasons she accepted it. But I never really understood it and I was shocked when she told me about it.

>>18516920
>never speak to me or my barbell again

Are you ready to be an adult?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFnJMPQow7A

>>18516920
I lol'd

>>18516899
>licking
Does anyone outside of porn actually lick each others assholes?

>>18516947
My ex adored doing it to me. I don't think we ever had sex without it happening even if only for a couple of seconds.

>>18516899
This.

I went from hating the very thought of anal to basically having *something* anal every time we have sex because my boyfriend did all those things.

>>18516948
Sounds so gross. Sticking my dick in there is already risking poo poo, but licking it? Very gross IMO.

>>18516955
>gross
They don't call good sex "dirty" for nothing.

How to tell if a girl has feelings for me or she's with me out of convenience? (because I drive her around/give her presents etc)

I asked a girl out for "drinks" this weekend. She said not this weekened but we can hang out next weekend. However I'm worried now that she may have taken it as not a date but as a group friends thing (because we have some group activity every weekened except the next two).
Does asking someone to "have drinks" imply it's definitely a date or was it too ambiguous? Otherwise should I make it clear I want a date? I already replied yah cool let's do that next weekend.

>>18516963
>How to tell if a girl has feelings for me or she's with me out of convenience?
Do those things less and see if she still cares.

>>18516947
most of my girlfriends really enjoyed it both ways
stop thinking about shit, as there is none on you during sex.
it's awesome and very turns me on

>>18516963
Never do a girl disproportionate favors or get her gifts that are disproportionally expensive, that's a first for avoiding this.

Secondly, look at how she treats you. Does she "let you" have sex with her or does she attack you for it? Does she compliment you, curl up against you, does romantic things for you like leaving love notes? Does she do you favors with and without asking?

Just because a girl doesn't do every single thing doesn't mean she's not into you - not every woman likes sex equally, not every woman is equally romantic - but you have to look for overall patterns. Everyone who truly loves someone shows in SOME way that they care. When analyzing it with some distance it should be a give and take thing and not like everything depends on your efforts.

>>18516965
if she wants to date you, she already considers it a date

>Get moody at work today
>girl who is fwb asks me whats wrong
>i say "Can't tell you", she gets mad and doesn't talk to me more hours

>decide to tell her before i go
>"wondered if i was just another one of the guys like you've done in the past who develops feelings for you"
>"haven't really, she's just someone i can do stuff with" - didn't tell her that
>"oh ok"
I figure either this will cause her to think about "us" or end it
Still got my goodybe kiss and grope though, but she was quieter

Is it ok to be attracted to larger or chunkier woman and not so much skinnier girls? I browse tinder a lot and the bigger ladies usually have better looking faces and stuff than the skinnier girls, but that could just be me. And they put more effort into there profiles, but I feel like I miss out on girls if I only look for a certain body type.

>>18516988
There's nothing wrong with having preferences, as long as they're realistic.

>>18516978
Right, but there's no way to know yet, right? I guess I should just worry about it when next weekend comes and see what happens.
Thanks

>>18516981
your english is terrible, but from what I could grasp - you want a girl you have no feelings for to grow some feelings for you?

that's a textbook example of teenage way of thinking

>>18516995
yeah, right.
don't worry and be confident and stuff. it's the only thing that can help you further now, no matter what she thinks

>>18516997
I'm pretty tired so it's probably why the english is shite.
Basically i've been dating this girl for like 3 months casually and have some feelings for her - like if we stopped i'd be annoyed and sad for a while. I did get down when i thought of it ending at this time.

Then when i told her she went all quiet on me.
I feel that she doesn't make any time for me which is probably buggin me more

>>18517006
it's still you thinking about yourself.
Not a gram of compassion or empathy.
Even if it works out the way you want it, the relationship won't last or will be terrible

Help /adv/ I really need assistance with my relationship. We've been together officially for only a few weeks, but I feel we are rather close given the short duration. I definitely have very strong feelings for her, and whilst she professes earnestly that she feels the same, her actions often contradict what she's said. For example, when we hang out with friends she often ends up sitting with one guy or another and directing all her attention towards them - I am left forgotten.

This puts me in a really awkward situation, because I obviously want that attention from her, and I want to give to her in return. I thought the whole point of the relationship is that we can feel each others warmth (going beyond the literal sense) and find security in that when we are together.

I think this is also a good time to mention that I am a diagnosed pussy. I have reasonable levels of confidence and a fine self esteem, but with this relationship it seems whenever I need to take charge and initiate and take charge, I freeze up. I just end up over thinking everything, mainly my ability to perform up to scratch (she is more romantically experienced than me.) This ends up meaning that nothing happens when we're together (though we have kissed and are working towards more heated making out.) Why this hurts so much is because I WANT those things to happen, more than anything. I just can't fucking man up.

I just feel like I take the whole romantic thing more seriously than her. I want a real human connection and I'm prepared to fight for it, it's just so hard. We are very open with eachother -do you think I should raise this and discuss it with her? It's just such beta-tier behavior that I'm just scared she'd run off to Chad and have a laugh at my expense.

Just because I struggle to express those feelings (my only barrier is my confidence), doesn't mean they are less strong! Also is it wrong for me to think her speaking to other guys on the phone discussing our relationship is weird?

I'm an incel, and I'm really only interested in having one wife for my entire life, never getting cheated on, and having 5+ kids with her.

I am only an incel because I'm NEET, no other reason is causing me to be incel.

Kinda sad because even if I was worth millions and made $200,000+ a year, and even if I had 10/10 looks, I wouldn't be able to get what I want because the marriage laws are so biased against men.

Almost always the woman gets custody of the children, and drains the guy of money through alimony/child-support, or even gets the house he paid for.

A woman can divorce for any reason, and she's heavily rewarded for divorce. I would lose my kids, wife, house, and financial stability all at the same time. My entire life would be ruined and I would resort to murder/suicide.

Basically all women are ruined now, none of them are virgins, they're jaded from multiple past relationships, and almost all of them are almost guaranteed to cheat/divorce if given enough time.

I really hope something is done about the insane marriage laws, something that protects men's rights. I am worried for the future, no one is having kids anymore except third-world subhumans.

Are Indian girls at all different than white girls culturally? I matched with one on Tinder and come to think of it I've never actually known one very well. From what I've seen around me they don't seem any different though, maybe more shy.

>>18517080
>that guy who posts incel/MRA-related b8 in every thread

>>18516896
But aren't first impressions critical

>>18517027
>>18517027
I've actually calmed down a lot around her, especially my neediness and when i have bouts of "neurosis" i always try and think of how i would like it if someone did what i was planning to do to her, to me

So what if i'm mainly selfish?

Ladies how would you react if someone went up to you on the bus and said you're pretty and asked for your number?

>>18517191
I'd thank him for the compliment but deny giving my number.

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Who do girls say that they don't want Chad, don't like Chad, etc, but when Chad shows up, they lose their shit? I've see it all through my life.

>>18517198
Women think they know what they want, but they never do.

>>18517195
Why reject the number?

>>18517198
Because Chad is confident, attentive, and talks to girls like a person instead of silently pining and posting on message boards. Chad fails nine times out of ten but he keeps going you only see the time he succeeds.

>>18517215
>>18517198
This. Everyone is different and wants different things. Why would you want to go for the Chad lovers anyways? They are usually obnoxious and dramatic.

>>18517198
Who is the chick in pic?

>>18517183
well, that's not nice. You don't care about the other person, which is the crucial part of a relationship.
Thus you either won't be able to remain in one, or you'll get lucky enough to sustain a disfuctional one, most likely because you'll find a girl who's a total sub/introvert and likes to be depreciated.

it's internet, so no hate for you, but I wouldn't like to know you irl

>>18517198
Same reason dudes will claim to be cool with "just a cute girl 6/10 gf to watch movies and play video games with" but would drop her like a bad habit if Stacy came along and seriously showed him the time of day.

We all convince ourselves we're okay with less than we really want or that we don't actually want what we really want if we don't believe we're ever going to get it. But if it actually comes along, the truth is always revealed.

Girls and guys,

How do I control my anger better. I get triggered very easily by what someone says about a topic very easily

>>18517198
Because Chad makes me tingle downstairs.

>>18517243

Find the root of your anger. Why does it bother you so much?

Also, is this about some specific topic or do you generally get angry when people disagree with you?

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>>18517241
>Same reason dudes will claim to be cool with "just a cute girl 6/10 gf to watch movies and play video games with"
Normies don't say this shit.

>>18517239
Ok?
It's not like she's going out of the way to show interest, but i'm being selfish?
I'm always very open about how i feel about her and show it a lot too with affection.

The reason i feel this way it's because to my POV she's barely showing any interest back - like i try and get us to hang/go out once a week but she's pretty ambivient about it

>>18517241
>but would drop her like a bad habit if Stacy came along and seriously showed him the time of day.
I'm 100% completely and absolutely convinced that I would NOT drop a girl if a more attractive one came over showing she likes me. Unless of course things aren't going well in my relationship.

>>18517300
Very easy to say until it happens my friend.

>>18517300

Would you cheat? Look at the numbers, people cheat on each other a lot (both genders) and that's actually worse than just dropping your partner. At least after you leave them you don't need to keep lying to them.

>>18517313
I think cheating is extremely unethical so no. I would rather end a relationship than cheat. If I ever cheat I would feel like I have broken one of the most important principles.

How do I tell if I missed a chance with this grill in my art class or if I have nothing to worry about?

>>18517321

So, if you can keep it in your pants, so can women. Stupid generalizations are just that: Stupid Generalizations. We are all individuals.

>>18517313
Not him, but I would never ever cheat, I find it completely abhorrent.
I've been cheated on once before and I know how painful it is, I don't want to make someone else have to go through that pain.

>>18517333

And just as you can decide not to cheat, so can women. Read my stupid generalization post above for my thoughts in this conversation.

>>18517148
depends what you're looking for

>>18517331
Yes definitely agree (I'm not the first anon who posted on this topic though, I just jumped in on the conversation, sorry).

>>18517272
not being able to just straightforward tell her what's going on doesn't seem very open to me.

everything you wrote sounded completely selfish. Maybe you're just bad with words, idk

>>18517241
This isn't true. I would be content with a cute girl who had a good personality, women are always projecting their total lack of morality onto men. Not all women, just 75% of women.

>>18517039
I would drop her for her behavior. But that is just me.

Dont be yourself, stop thinking and tell her everything you told us here. If you cant even communicate properly with her, you will break up anyway.

>>18517080
A. Get yourself into politics and change it.
B. Risk it and try your luck.
C. Keep shitposting.
D. Kys.

I suggest you to do D.

>>18517080
what fucking drugs are you on

>>18517080
>complaining that women are jaded
>in this post

>>18517325
pls respond

Sorry for the stupid question but: If a girl reschedules a date (or whatever she thinks it is) for 1 whole week after, that's normal and okay right? Or is that too long and meant to just make me forget about it/lose interest on her?
Another one: If I suggest something (at night for example) and she suggests something sort of different and less date-ish, more friend-ish (something you do in the afternoon), that's still "okay" right?

>>18517620
by performing a proper logical deduction from true predicates

>>18517241
desu if this happens to you, you probably weren't in a real relationship

>>18517369
Yeah like you said in your first post. Honestly I am looking for a long term relationship. I hope I can find one

>>18517325
>>18517620

I'm not a woman, but I've been in your position.

Is she colder towards you? Makes less of an effort to engage? Have you tried flirting now?

>>18517627
I tried to date one girl and she rescheduled date 4 times. Every time moved it to next week. On 4th time i decided to simply dont reply. In hindsight it was worth it.

You still have chance, dont overthink this and simply chill.

>>18517620
You have to be 18+ to be here.

>>18517650
I don't think so. She did act way friendlier with the only other attractive man in the class though, It probably doesn't mean anything significant.
I have chatted with her before she was very receptive, but we both had to go home and I forgot to ask for her number. Yesterday, when I saw her last, I didn't get a chance to talk to her alone, because I elected against knocking on the window of her running car to hit on her
>>18517652
I'm not underage, just stupid

>>18517669
>She did act way friendlier with the only other attractive man in the class though, It probably doesn't mean anything significant.

It means that maybe she was just being friendly with you as she is with him OR that she moved on. It's pretty significant.

Also, if you think she got bored after a single interaction, then you never had a shot.

Why do people cheat instead of breaking up and then fuck?

girls:
are you actaully obsessing about you boob size in middle/highschool? if so, when does it stop?

>>18517699
because they still want somebody to sleep by their side every night and help them and spend time with them?

really a fucking dumb question, mate

Found out this girl I'm seeing now likes to grow vegetables, from starting seeds to planting. I really appreciate that as other women I've dated could care less.

Would it be bad to share that with her?

>>18517701
I did but I was a late bloomer. I'm pretty sure it's all different, some girls didn't worry and some worried that they were too big.

For me it stopped as soon as I had a regular (A) cup and was able to buy a regular bra. They did grow after that but my real obession was gone as soon as I felt I had "small, but normal" boobs. I looked much younger than I was and really insecure about my earlier lack of boobs making me look like a kid next to young ladies.

Then again I am pretty sure it depends. I know for a friend of mine who has quite small breasts, they are still an insecurity despite perfectly fitting her petite body.
But of my other friends I know they are much more concerned about shape and firmness than actual size. If they worry to begin with, it's like with any body part, for some it's their point of pride for others their source of insecurity.

>>18517704
But why can't they do it with the new guy.

>>18517709
The way you worded it is kind of odd. What exactly do you appreciate? The fact that she has a hobby off the beaten track? Or that you get to eat her fresh vegetables?

If you just want to tell her you think highly of her past time, that's great of course. Just don't imply that she's doing it to impress you or anything.

>>18517714
It's safer to keep a backup. To have both at once. In case one fails or you change your mind.
I can't really say though because I never cheated but I imagine that's how it works.

>>18517701
Different reasons. If someone is a complete sociopath then yeah they want to maintain the status quo but still get action on the side. Apart from still loving their partner, reasons to not break it off can include not wanting to go through divorce (fear that you will lose assets, social standing, whatever), being parents together for your kids, or just finding it a hassle to break it off when your financial, family and other kind of matters (like shared pets) bleed into each other.

But for many people it's more that they are not planning to cheat, then fall in love and/or get shit faced drunk and/or have terrible impulse control in general and do it before catching themselves. But still wanting a relationship with their own partner over this other person.

Also many times these decisions are made in the heat of the moment and there's a limited window of opportunity. Like a man already contemplating divorce on a business trip. If a hot woman comes on to him then and there wanting sex, it's not like he can excuse himself to tell his wife they're over before coming to her room.

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>>18517722
Sounds like sadism.

>>18517714
because the person you cheat with is normally a ONS, wisehead

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>>18517739
People ruin relationships for ONS? Really? Really?!

>>18517752
Why are women allowed to sit like that on public places? If I did that as a guy everyone would ask me to leave.

>>18517719
>The fact that she has a hobby off the beaten track

That's the reason. It's one of my hobbies, too. Learned from my parents growing up and still do it, so I guess that's why I when I heard she likes doing it too, it kind of surprised me as well

>>18517215
>and talks to girls like a person instead of silently pining and posting on message boards

Not him, but those are some really nice projections you got there dude.

>>18517758

People never do that in public transport here in Latin America. Where you from where you have noy an ounce of respect for other people?

>>18517758
It's 2017

>>18517758
Maybe you should dress like a woman then

>>18517758
I don't know.

>>18517752
Dude, you are missing the fucking point. There are (quite some) decisions in life that people do not exactly rationally think through beforehand. People choose to cheat the way they choose to drink much more than they should for ten consecutive years. It is their own responsibility but they are guided by urges and lack of willpower, not by intellectual conviction.

No one who is in a loving long term relationship and fucks someone for the night thinks "yeah, this is worth it, fuck my relationship for this fleeting pussy/dick". They are either thinking "my partner will never find out" or, much more likely, they are so horny and fucked up that they are not thinking much at all.

>>18517752
nobody expects they'll get caught

and yes, really

poor bait, but made me respond 3/10

>>18517727
Nobody actually plan to cheat, is that most people have delusional expections for relationship/marriage, they think that everything will always be great and that they will always be heavily attracted to their partners, then, reality strikes and at some point they want the addicting feeling of infatuation back, people who have realistic standards on relationships have higher chances of being happy in a long term one.

>>18517762
I'm from Argentina. I always see chicks putting their feet over the bus seats.

>>18517758
I agree that it's obnoxious but from the looks of the picture this was taken in the Netherlands and it's nothing weird here either to see men with their shoes on the chair opposite of them. We have a very strong culture of not bitching about what is perceived as trivial stuff.

>>18517773

We must live in different places then. Also, you must be the guy from the sex post, right? I'm the other Argento.

>>18517752
Didn't they criminalize men sitting with their legs spread in spain or something?

>>18517777
Nice digits. I don't mind it as long as anyone can do it.
>>18517779
Yes lmao. Stop following me

>>18517784
Thanks, pretty sure these are my first quads.

For the record, it does bother (some) people and if someone of the staff came by they would likely (not certainly) tell her to take her feet off the chair. It's just that people tolerate it for the sake of minding their own business and not making waves over something too harmless.

>>18517780
what

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>>18517780
They kinda actually did.

>>18517801
Do you have some Tyson?

>>18517241

Not true at all, speak for yourself.

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>>18517825

>>18517627
rescheduling is much better than just saying "i'm not free, let's do it another time". 1 week is fine.
now if next week she says the same thing, then you know it's bullshit.

>>18517825
>>18517827
That is too lethal for bdsm. He would literally kill normies with those punches.

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>>18517841
He even said in public that he wanted to be able to punch so hard that he could kill his opponents with one punch. That was before he chilled.

>>18517719
How would I word this? I like that you have this hobby?

When you call a guy awkward, what are you really saying?

>>18517878
Just tell her what you said. That you love that she's interested in this as well, because it's a hobby of yours, childhood memories etc, and she is the first person yet to share it.

There's nothing wrong with your wording here but it sounds more like "that's a cool/original hobby to have" than showing that you don't just like it but relate and it is something you have in common.

>tfw want to text ex because I miss him and want to see how he's doing (he has depression and other issues)
>tfw my pride and fear of rejection keep getting in the way

Would you be happy if your ex texted you? He was the one to leave me but we broke up on good terms.

We broke up nearly 4 months ago and talked a few times since then but I always have the fear I'm being annoying

>>18517885
Needs more context. It's pretty rude to call someone awkward to their face. How well do you know this girl, what interaction happened before her calling you awkward?

>>18517889

A few years, co worker. She just said "You're a little awkward, but that's ok"

It wasn't blunt or anything, but it still made me think

If I ask a girl out on a date and she acts like I asked her to a casual hang out, could this be that she's just pretending she doesn't know it's a date because she's not ineterested romantically, or only that she genuinely doesn't know?
And if she thinks it's a casual hang out can I still try to turn it into a date?

>>18517889
>>18517894

Oh and we were at a restaurant.

>>18517894
I'm sorry man but this is still too little to know what she meant (as far as one can tell without having been there, anyway). But it's most likely that you are either just quiet and/or visibly shy, or you are not 100% in tune with social etiquette. (Avoiding eye contact or holding it too long, asking questions that are too personal for how well you know each other, making jokes that are too dark/graphic or being too open about personal matters for how well you know each other, stuff like that.)

If she said it like there was nothing offensive about her pointing this out then she was likely talking about being self-conscious and not coming across as socially experienced.

>>18517897
It's not that important whether or not she realizes in advance that it's a date. It's possible to meet up without it being a date and then feel a spark, as well, right?

However yeah chances are that she is not instigating anything date-like because she's hinting at a lack of interest. Lightly flirt and see how she responds to check if this is the case and she isn't interested.

>>18517908

Well you described me pretty well.

So it was harmless, alright then.

>>18517887
I'd be happy if they were reaching out because they truly care about what I'm up to or how I'm doing, not so much because they are having trouble meeting new dates and want the comfort again

I had a girl come back wanting a second chance and while I agreed, a few months in I started getting the feeling she was settling for me rather than the feeling of a relationship that progressed naturally. Kind of fucked with me for a while

WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE?!

>>18517940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7T6qU16fT4

>>18517946
Really makes me think.

>>18517940
From biological standpoint to have babies. A lot of them. And make sure they somehow make it to the adult hood and each of them has a lot of babies again, preferably not with each other to prevent interbreeding.

From any other standpoint?
42

>>18517962
what's the point of the babies? I mean sure, humans create more humans, but for what purpose?

>>18517681
I overheard her say "he's so hot. Loo at his back," in reference to me and she has on occasion seemingly tried to bait me into checking out her body

>>18517967
purpose?
there is no such thing
life is a very special chemical reaction, nothing more
what is the purpose of iron rusting?

>>18517967
>Deoxyribonucleic acid(/diˈɒksiˌraJboʊnjʊˌkliːJk, -ˌkleJJk/;[1]DNA) is amoleculethat carries thegeneticinstructions used in the growth, development, functioning andreproductionof all known livingorganismsand manyviruses.

Basicaly for some reason (one tards claims it is god, other tards claim aliens, other claims big bang and evolution and /pol blames jews as ussual) we are somewhat alive thanks to biochemical processes. And we carry information. Information about us. And that thing want to keep existing. So all we do is to make the information keep existing.

You can go to >>>/lit/ and read some philosophy books. However i recommend you to fuck some pussy and impregnate her instead. Much more fun. And also by that you fulfill your biological role (and made your parents proud).

Do you even procreate bro?

>>18517976

So you are telling me she is into him now? SHe is focusing her attention away from you.

>>18517989
That's what I'm trying to figure out

My gfs vagina smells like raw shrimps that have been standing out for a couple of hours. Is this normal? I'm too big of a coward to bring it up (only been together for 4 months).

Is it weird if you still get warm, fuzzy feelings whenever you suddenly see your ex on pictures?

>>18518018
My gfs vagina can smell like anything from blood to old pee. Make sure that she cleans it before having sex.

>>18517983
>Do you even procreate bro?

this should become /adv/'s banner

Went on a date with a girl yesterday, which was pretty much absolutely perfect except she's kinda in an open relationship/fuckbuddies with her roommate. She said she wouldn't become monogamous unless she like found her soulmate or something. She has some independence issues because of her last bf so I get where she's coming from, but I'm a pretty romantic, traditional dude and I don't know what to do really.

>>18518206
>girls OPENLY admits she fuck people left and right
Why do you hate yourself anon? She is as valuable as trash. Ghost her and keep looking. Or fuck her like cum dumpster she is, BUT NEVER catch feelings for her.

Also condoms. Aids isnt meme you know.

>>18518206
she let you in on her escape plan on the first goddamn date. get away from her asap

>>18516562
>two holes

What? How? I can't...?

>>18518256
Some women have two vaginas and sets of reproductive organs. Nature is freaky.

>>18518232
another meme virgin, don't listen to this guy

>>18518206
if you can't live with that, leave. But she's honest with you and wants to fuck you - seemslike a win to me. You clearly aren't her soulmate, so forget about her becoming your wife one day... But I see no problems with fucking her for some time

>>18518206
She's not offering what you want. It sounds like you don't have enough distance to not fall for her if you get further involved. I wouldn't do it.

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>>18518268
I like that part where you first called me meme virgin and then wrote basically the same thing.

Way to go anti memer!

>>18518232
>>18518238
I mean it legit was like an amazing date. And I'm retarded as fuck because I'm smitten as hell over her. There's just like this unquelchable romantic bit in me that wants to fix her dating issues and wonders if I'm the just the right guy for her to break the poly streak.

>>18518284
You're not getting it. What possible reason could she have for telling you something like that on a first date? It's not something people do, in my experience, unless there are ulterior motives. She's shifting the entirety of the responsibility away for herself, setting herself up to be able to screw around however the fuck she wants and to be able to, at a whim, step away with her hands clean.

You don't suddenly change your outlook on romantic life when the """right person""" rolls around. It doesn't work that way and I think she knows that.

>>18518280
>let's use a le funny pic, this will undermine his position and let me win

no, I didn't write the same thing. You called her trash, I value her for being honest. you consider her less than a human, I certainly don't. you claim OP hates himself, as if his choosing her was a bad choice. I suggest it might be a fantastic period of OP's life.

so don't level us, memefaggot.

>>18518309
how many hundreds of girls were building your experience?

>>18518309
Well I don't know, it just seems like she was being as up front as possible. I asked her what she was looking for and that's what started the conversation.

>>18518284
Thinking you can fix your gf is the fastest way to despair. Cant recommend.

>>18518312
Different words, same meaning.
>no problems with fucking her for some time
Implies the same thing as i wrote. Girl just for cum and dump, not dating material. You just used pretier words.

In any case, totally not a girl for op.

>>18516562
Never thought I'd say this, but I want to see your dick

>>18518321
Assuming she's being honest, I think it's a coward's way of hinting at the fact that she's already decided that you're not going to be that person for her.

In any case, opening that drawer so early on implies to me a purpose.

I like fat girls, I think they're cute. That being said I'm afraid to date them because
>scared they'd just be "settling" for me
>mant fat girls I've are very insecure and have many problems that don't manifest until you know them well
>feel like I'm kind of supporting her unhealthy lifestyle by thinking she's cute
What do I do?

>>18518347
kys, obviously

>>18518347
To me only the third one is really an issue. I can be quick about the second point: anyone can have issues and you never really know for sure that they don't unless you get to know them well. Yes looking at overall patterns I'm sure that women who are overweight tend to have lower self esteem and more issues. But you are only dating an individual and in real life I'd say that your (lack of) red flags should matter more than the characteristics of the overall group. Ideally you already know someone a bit before dating.

And kind of similar for the first one. It's not that hard to tell (if you are daring to look critically) whether someone is sincerely crazy about you or just putting up with you. You do not fake passion and infatuation unless you are some amazing actress (and even then, keeping it up...).

However the third is very legitimate.

>>18518347
>>scared they'd just be "settling" for me
just get some self confidence, there will be a reacher and a settler in every relationship, who cares? as long as you are happy
>>mant fat girls I've are very insecure and have many problems that don't manifest until you know them well
so help her out, be there for her and she won't be insecure
>>feel like I'm kind of supporting her unhealthy lifestyle by thinking she's cute
true, but that only applies for morbidy obese people, i don't think people who are just chubby have a very increased risk of sickness/death

>>18518347
>scared they'd just be "settling" for me
Why do you think that? If anything, if a guy approached me and said I was cute, I'd assume he was the one settling.
>feel like I'm kind of supporting her unhealthy lifestyle by thinking she's cute
This is a legitimate concern depending on the girl. If she's thickset or overweight in a way that's within reasonable boundaries (as in the kind of fatness that isn't necessarily going to kill you before you hit 45), then there's probably nothing to worry about. I'd stay away from the 500-plus healthy-at-every-size types, though. Some of my friends are like that and they delude themselves about their weight to the point that they seem to think not being obese is bad for you. Believe me, you don't want that in your life.

>>18516534
is this girl playing hard to get or just flat out not interested???

we've been making eye contact for months, I finally ask her out to dinner and she says yes and gives me her number.

so I text her over the weekend with no response, she gets back to me Monday to tell me she was busy; cool no big deal.

after getting no where with a couple different attempts to talk to her I told her to just let me know if she's not interested, still no response.

so I've pretty much summed it up as a loss but she's still giving me every sign she's interested aside from actually replying to my texts.

this has all happened over the course of roughly a week

>>18518501
just ask her straight on if she is interested, yes or no
you can't really lose anything if you do this

>>18518383
I'm only interested in chubby girls, not morbidly obese girls. That being said, I still feel like I'm preventing her from being the best she could be if I'm comfortable with her weight. I'm attracted to her, but does she feel good about herself?

Do women prefer men cut or uncut?

I'm circumcised and /pol/ has been filling my head with nonsense about how my dick is mutilated. That said, I'm not sure if women would be turned off by it.

>>18518522
you are mutilated, a vital part of your body was cut off for no reason and your sexual pleasure and sensitivity are lessened as a result

if you live in israel, a muslim shithole or the united states, women prefer the mutilated dicks, otherwise they will be turned off

>>18518508
I did she didn't respond! lmao

like I said in most cases obviously I would take that as a no but her behavior in person is throwing me off

>>18518563
then ask her in person with a straight face, but i would say she is not interested

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>>18518522
http://www.restoringforeskin.org/beginners-guide-foreskin-restoration

Girls dont care. All you need to do is to never let jewish doctors to mutilate your own babies. It is that simple. The damage has been already done on you, just prevent it happening on future generations.

>>18518522
dunno, my ex had another bf after me, who was cut, unlike me.
Later, fucking with me she commented 'why the hell do men have this funny thing', refferring to my foreskin.
But she could get orgasms both ways, so she didn't care either way

>>18518514
Your dick is mutilated, though. I'm fine either way, but unless you made the conscious decision to be circumcised, know that I'm going to feel sorry for you.

Is it ever worth fighting for a girl?

>>18518629
no

Girls, If there is no longer a chance for me and a girl to be together (she's moving away) would you want to know how I felt?

Like should I do a: "before you leave I really need to tell you this" conversation.

I know I would likely feel better about it to let it out but maybe she'd dislike it.

Would you rather not know?

>>18518629
Steven Hawking said
"maybe a scientific discovery isn't as good as sex, but the satisfaction lasts longer'

from which it's easy to infer, that even the greatest fucking brain of today's humanity considers sex more pleasurable than discovering the foundation of material world itself.

that said, with your attitude it might not be

>>18518656
well i could get other pussy, that is not what i meant, what i meant is it worth fighting for actual love with a specific girl? i'm just getting tired of it

Do girls get sexual satisfaction from riding horses?

>>18518667
depends purely on a specific case, obviously

>>18518679
yeah you are right, not sure what i was thinking asking such a broad question in the first place

>>18518674
well, if by horses you mean my dick...

>>18518680
to give a more serious answer, towards the end of a 5 year relationship I did everything in my power to salvage it but she just wasn't happy anymore in the end.

if both parties are willing to put in the effort and you consider it worth your time then yes

>>18518674
and if by riding you mean masturbating...

>>18518674
and if by girls you mean me...

then the answer is yes

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>>18518684
>well
>if by horses
>you mean
>MY
>DIIIIIICK
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>>18518693
damn, /ex-yu/ style shitposting? are you lost boy? you are a far away from home...

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>>18518698

Women: when you want to meet a guy, where do you go? Clubs? Bars?
Addendum: How sleazy do you think a dude is if the first thing he does is offer to buy you a drink?

Girl as, what do you think about bi men?

>>18518650
Give me answers!

>>18518759
sent ;)

>>18518772
?

>>18518779
I have sent you a PM

>>18518715
If I am actively hoping to meet a man, it will be an activity like a slam poetry night or an open lecture. I don't like clubbing and typically go to bars with friends (who are looking to catch up with me and not watch me try to flirt).

Asking to buy me a drink would not make me think much. I would care more about your delivery and way of carrying yourself/style to judge whether you are sincerely taken with me or the kind to play the numbers game.

>>18518717
Wouldn't want to date one if I thought he was generally much more into men than women (too afraid that he'd not be satisfied with me long term), but that's my only hesitation. Sexy as fuck.

>>18518786
how do you send pm's on 4chan

>>18518801
go on the main page and check your inbox, how new are you here?

>>18518674
No. Riding a horse is actually fairly painful until you get used to it.

What kind of sicko are you?

Girl seems to be flirty with me but she keeps saying how 'we're friends' on various occasions. IE 'I thought we were friends' if I tease her by saying something mean, and stuff like that. That being said I never asked her out or straight up hit on her.

So I guess my question is, if a girl hits you with that 'friend' shit, does it 100% mean she's not attracted to you and friendzone?

>>18518802
Naaah you are shitting me!

What do you think of sex on the first date?

>>18518909
heh, took you long enough to figure it out
sorry for messing with you man, let me try to offer some advice
can i just ask, what do you think she thinks about you? do you think she likes you back?

>>18518916
Haha.. you had me go check but
>>18518801
Is someone else.

I think I had a good chance about a month ago and I squandered it, then she was offered a job elsewhere and will move: I've accepted that I won't get to be with her, still just feel like it would be relieving to tell her that I had bigger intentions, i think she knows that but just a relief to get it of my chest>move on.

>>18518910
pretty late, but okay.
I prefer to have sex about two to four hours after the first time I meet her. then we either part ways or start a relationship

>>18518925
what do you want to accomplish by telling her that? it won't change anything in the future, but in the case that she does have feelings for you, she would be hurt knowing something could have happened but didn't

on the other hand of course, if you wish to think a little bit selfishly, there is no reason not to tell her - it won't change anything in the future
not for you, anyways.

so by telling her, you risk her feelings being hurt and in return you gamble for some sort of reward, decide yourself whether it's worth it

>>18518717
A little weird, but it doesn't really matter as long as he can get what he needs out of our relationship.

Girls

Is it fine if a guy starts trying to date for the first time at 30 years old? If it matters, he doesn't want to get married or have kids, but he also isn't looking for casual sex

>>18518976
do you regret wasting your youth?

>>18518976
Well even if the marriage and kids thing wasn't an issue, I don't really intend to be single around the time I'd be willing to date a 30 year old.

>>18518985

well, I don't see it that way. 18-25 were very confusing years for me. I didn't figure things out and really start down a good solid track until I was 26. The last 4 years I dedicated to working on myself and career.

>>18518976
You'll probably be fine, my father only started dating when he was 32.

>>18519005

That's a fair response I guess

>>18519012

Really? How come?

>>18519024
I don't really remember, but it was a really dumb reason compared to yours.
Something about being scared of ending up with a crazy bitch.

So there's this cute cashier girl I see all the time, but I can't really flirt with her or anything because she's at work. But I realized she should be in the same age group as a couple girls I know from work (they would've gone to the same high school if cashier girl is a local) so,
Would it be weird/creepy to ask a girl at work if she knows her and to introduce me to her?

fwiw the girl I was going to ask said she had some friends who worked at one of my favorite restaurants in town.

>>18518938
I don't want to avcomplish anything else but closure, sure, if I'm honest some part of me hopes that it will lead to her not going and staying for my sake but I'm not delusional: that shit only happens in movies.

Just pure closure of the situation instead of her leaving and I'm left to cope with it.

Why are girls so sexy when they are angry? Why, girls?
https://youtu.be/5IAiouFhFD4

Grills, if you encountered a dropdead handsome manly man who was a social retard, what would be your thoughts?

>>18519179
My immediate thought would be "That's a terrible combo."

I'm a millennial (technically, born in 1999 but whatever)

I haven't seen a relationship last at all in my life. My parents split up, my friends parents split up, I go online and read a lot of posts here about relationships not lasting, I go on some dating sites and see a lot of women (and men, with less success) trying to cheat on their husbands.

Ever since I was young I've always wanted one girl who I'm comfortable to be myself around, and I wanted to get married and be happy with just that.
I came from a completely non religious family btw.

Am I just exposed to an over saturation of drama and warped perspective from MSM?

Or is this a reality?

Idk what to do, I don't know how to even maintain a life long relationship if I ever had one.

Am I being silly?

>>18519262

I was born in 1991. My parents went through a really long and shitty divorce when I was a teenager. I'm never getting married. Fuck that.

I have platonic female friends, but I'm too afraid to get into sex and dating

>>18519262
>I read posts of a board where people post about their problems
>Am I just exposed to an over saturation of drama and warped perspective from MSM?
I don't know, what do you think?

>>18519315
I can't help but feel anecdotal evidence is worth a lot in this context

Where else am I supposed to get an impression of how real relationships work and last?

I'm a millennial. Computers were already a thing when I was born. This is sort of the reality I'm living in and I can't tell what's real and what's the perspective of mainstream media?

No point being sarcastic when I'm trying to seek out advice

>>18519323
>I can't help but feel anecdotal evidence is worth a lot in this context
It can be, but not if all you're looking at is one side of the story. On /adv/, all you're going to see is the negative side of relationships, because that's the nature of this board.

>Where else am I supposed to get an impression of how real relationships work and last?
The real world. Go outside and just people-watch - there are just as many people who are in happy relationships and marriages.

>I'm a millennial. Computers were already a thing when I was born. This is sort of the reality I'm living in
What do computers have to do with anything? I've lived with computers my whole life too, and I don't have a jaded view of the world.

>I can't tell what's real and what's the perspective of mainstream media?
Then learn to think critically. You know that not everything you see, read and hear is objective, so why do you just take everything at face value?

In the end, the only one you're hurting with your perception of the world is you.

>>18519333
I disagree

That's not actually a possibility. Do I just walk into strangers homes and ask how's the misses?

I don't feel the need to repeat myself

Stop making assumptions / projecting

I replied like this because your posts have been pointlessly contrarian, likely because you've misunderstood my question or don't actually have an answer.

Girls! What type of hairstyle do you prefer (for men), long or short?

>>18519340
You can disagree with me all you want, it really doesn't affect me and I don't care enough to argue with an 18 year old who thinks he's got the world figured out.

>>18519345
Nice projection

>>18519343
I prefer multiple cocks in all my holes and to be degraded and humiliated but only by Chad
If an ugly guy degraded me I'd claim it was rape

>>18519343
>Girls! What type of hairstyle do you prefer (for men), long or short?
Short, unless you look after it which most guys don't seem able to do.

a girl from my college kept looking at me at a concert and i was high as fuck. told my friend about it when we were outside smoking a cigarette and she told me to walk with her near the girl that i like to see her reaction
we did and my friend told me that the other girl looked at me and then looked away as in i dont want for him to see me looking at him and she saw some interest not necesarilly romantic but interest none the less
i wanted to go talk to her but she was with a girl friend so i didnt do anything

did i fucked up?

>>18519343
Short by far. I know a lot of guys who used to have long hair and cut it and they look soo much better now.

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>>18519343
Literally pic related.

>>18519179
Ohh I know one of those. I'd totally date him, because his awkwardness makes him hilarious. He has a girlfriend though.

But I guess it really depends on how he acts. If he's really really socially retarded I might just think "what a pity".

Guys: for those of you who love spanking/slapping (facial slaps also), what do you find appealing about it?

>>18519504
>wait til you see her at school
>go up to her
>hey, you were at [concert] right? I think I saw you there

>>18518284
I know I'm late to the party, but the first thing my dad told me when I started dating is "date people for who they are, not for who you think they might become. If you can't live with a side of someone's personality, move on and find someone else - don't try to fix them".

While I didn't listen to him at all when I was 15 and found my asshole boyfriends who I wanted to save like every teenager does, it was good advice. Listen to my dad.

>>18519647
it's a domination thing, makes you feel like you're in control

>>18518890
you already know that there's only one way to find out, ask her out on a date

How big of a deal is it if I can't get off during sex? Not as a general, but I went on a date with a girl tonight, we went to a bar, had a few drinks and ended up back at her place. I ate her out and we fucked for ~20 mins. She said she came 3 times, but I couldn't get off and we ended up just stopping. Idk if it was the drinks, but I could not finish. I usually last for a while, but I could not get off, even after she blew me for 10 minutes as well. In my mind it's not a big deal, because it's not about me just blowing my load, more so I was concentrated on keeping a steady rhythm and watching what she liked, etc. She kept saying she felt bad because I didn't finish.

>>18519791
it can make her feel inadequate. you should have asked her to put a finger in your butt and massage your prostate.

>>18519053
Anyone?

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How do I fix this?

>Meet the new guy at work
>He's pretty chill
>Introduces me to his sister who picks him up
>They both share an apartment in town
>She's flirting like crazy with me
>Don't want to make my new friend uncomfortable
>Ask him if it's okay to flirt back with her
>He says he's all for it
>Talk to her more and more
>She invites me over one day for lunch
>She made this odd smelling burritos
>Tasted like cardboard and ketchup
>Suddenly have to take massive shit
>Hate using other people's bathrooms
>Tell her I need to make a work call in the bathroom
>Turn on the fan and sink to make as much sound as possible
>Poop out what feels like a Subway sandwich out of my ass
>Makes loud THUD! sound that shakes the toilet bowl when it hits
>It's long as hell but refused to coil
>Try flushing toilet
>The water rushes but the poop doesn't even move
>Try flushing again only this time no water comes from anywhere
>They don't have a fucking plunger anywhere in the bathroom
>Start hyperventilating and begin to panic badly
>End up just bolting out the front door when she's nowhere near the bathroom
>Her brother (my friend) texts me saying "WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE TOILET?!"
>Talk to him on Skype tonight


So what do I do from here? She's so angry with me that she's not talking to me anywhere, I tried texting and calling and offering to pay but nothing works.

>>18519961
You don't just fix it, kid. You have shown major lack of responsibility and inability to face the consequences of your actions - terribvle, terrible traits for a man. The best you can do is to save your friendship with the buddy, probably by showing your sorry and paying for the damages.

>>18519961
>End up just bolting out the front door when she's nowhere near the bathroom
Ya blew it right there kid.

Look, plumbing issues happen. It's embarrassing and no one wants to be the one who has to deal with them. But if you owned up to it and did everything in your power to take care of it you could have had a chance of making things right. You should also pay him back that 350 probably.

>>18519791
Depends on the person. I mean it's kind of disappointing when someone you have sex with doesn't have an orgasm, but between nerves and booze, shouldn't big a big deal.

It's not something I'd worry about. If you like her, set up another date. I don't like playing games or making someone guess how I feel about them, and on top of that she might be wondering if you think she's attractive or whatever, so if you'd like to see her again, I'd set up that next date sooner than later.

>>18519958
If the girl you know is a friend sure, ask her if she knows your cashier girl. If you don't know her well enough to know if asking about one of her friends is creepy, I'd be hesitant just because it's work.

You can just give the cashier girl your number. If she's interested, she'll use it. If not, no big deal.

>>18520033
She considers us friends. I think I'm going to do it. Worst case scenario, it'll be easy to play off as a joke.

>You can just give the cashier girl your number. If she's interested, she'll use it. If not, no big deal.
I feel like this would be extremely weird. I haven't really said anything to this girl yet, I'd just look like a creep. And we all know how likely a girl is to call when you give her your number...

>>18519504
In my experience girls being at concerns with a group of their girlfriends doesn't really matter. At clubs I see groups of girls all the time where some of them have random dudes come up and they grind together while still hanging with their group

Thats for EDM ones at least, dunno how it goes for rock concerts

>>18518976
Men are in their peak in their mid thirties. You're good dude

You're also at the age where girls your age realize they wasted their 20s fucking around and now are looking for more steady relationships

>>18518890
>'I thought we were friends' if I tease her by saying something mean

That's not really what people mean when they say girls "hit you with that friend shit."

Since you haven't hit on her or asked her out that's literally what you are at this moment

If you do straight up ask her out and she says she prefers you as a friend, THAT'S "hitting you with that friend shit"

If a girl has a lot of friends, goes clubbing, hangs out with them often. And I only have like 3 friends that I see like twice a year and my hobbies are just stuff I do at home. Does it mean she's out of my league? It's probably my low self esteem but I can't see what I could possibly give to her as a person as opposed to how she could make my life better.
Should I just look for another loner instead?
Also, should I aim to be better or more fun than her friends?
Asking this in general.

is M 24, F 20 a huge age gap?

>>18517758
If the train/bus isnt full then it doesn't really matter.

>>18520255
No, pretty appropriate at that age.

>>18516965
Giving you an alternate time is a good sign. If she just said she was busy without offering a better time then she is either really awkward or not interested.

However, if she flakes again next weekend you can assume she isn't interested then either

>>18516905
Depends whether I like him or not.

Girls what would you think if your bf chose pizza over fucking you?

>>18516813
You can't really judge based on a boner. Sometimes guys just get boners if the wind blows just right. It can't be controlled.

>>18520272
>Girls what would you think if your bf chose pizza over fucking you?
Totally understandable.
I'd dump him, but totally understandable.

>>18520277
Would if also mentioned it comes with a free chicken side...

>>18516577
Go kinda kinky with it and approach it as making her wait/beg for it, make the anticipation kill her, tease her lightly over a couple days but dont fuck, then enjoy the best sex of your life

>>18516562
Post it on /b/.

Are friends more important to a girl than a boyfriend? Is it useless as a guy to look for a girl to whom I want to be the most important person in her life?

How long does it take for you to ask out a girl you like?

Should I be worried if my girlfriend likes to do ecstasy when she goes to concerts? Doesn't ecstasy make you fall in love with strangers? Or should I just trust her?

>>18520286
My boyfriend is the most important person in my life.

On the other hand, my best friend and my family matter a lot to me too, and I know that since my boyfriend loves me he would never ask me to stop talking to them or stop spending time around them, or anything like that.

>>18520289
Been about 2 years now

I need to ask this, purely to make myself feel better since I can't figure it out on my own. To girls: here's what happened

>both me and the girl are 22 (if its relevant)
>really get on well, she didn't think she'd ever meet a guy like me, same with her
>super happy to talk to each other but it was a ldr to begin with
>"wish you lived closer anon"
>go on a date regardless
>have an amazing time
>she's introverted and shy so I didn't want to go too far with her, took it slow
>she appreciated it
>go home, chat for another few weeks
>wanted to see her again soon, she wanted too but after the first 2 weeks she started flaking out
>not sure why, but I tried anyway, she was becoming more distant
up until that point I was doing well but then long story short, I got insecure since it was my first 'relationship' ever and I need help, knowing what you know now, to help me understand if I went too far, if that was the reason for the break up or was it the distance that got to her?
>never dated before, never had sex, never had a gf
>she tells me she dated before
>wouldn't tell me much more
>get insecure about sex and kissing, never know when the right time is, especially in a ldr
>feel like I've to compete against other guys she dated
>ask her if she had sex before
>"that question is too personal"
>I feel like I fucked up so I apologize and get more insecure, tell her I'd feel "less than" if she had sex and I didn't
>"don't be silly anon. gtg, chat later"
>doesn't show up until the day after
>I apologize again for being insecure
>"don't be silly. I don't want to do this anymore, sorry"
>break off all contact with me
was it the fact I asked her about sex and got insecure about it being a virgin myself at 22? she was very understanding but to break up over that?
she hated the distance from the start, i thought we could make it work, could it be that it just got to her and that was the reason? I can't figure it out and it makes me feel terrible each time it comes to mind

>>18520255
No, im 30 ans shes 20. Its all fine.

>>18520420
Those relationships usually start because the girl thing "ugh guys my age are so immature, I'm so much more mature than them" and it's ofc all in her head, she's still a spoiled brat who expect you to take care of her like it's your teen daughter.

Ladies, when you see an attractive guy, what is the first thing that will turn you off about him?

>>18520446
I'm kind of hoping to get into a relationship with a younger girl because "ugh girls my age are so immature and basic".

>>18520295
>concerts
>ecstasy
>goes alone
You are dating club slut. It doesnt matter what she does there, use her as cum dump or break up asap. You cant marry somebody as her anyway.

So either dont think too hard about her activities or break up.

>>18520347
I will give you tldr version about where you failed hard
>telling anybody you are virgin before sex happened
>asking girl about body count
>trying to do LDR
>not trying (or at least asking her) to kiss
>apologizing for anything (never show weakness to girls, NEVER)
>being insecure

Next time fake it until you make it. No weaknesses, no insecurity, no virgin talk, no sexual past questions and definitely not apologizes.

You have to be confident and stoic as a rock. Girls hate insecure boys more than manlets.

Try find new girl and this time dont be yourself.

>>18520289
50% never
50% less than 3 days
It depends on how pussy i am at the moment.

>>18520255
Nah. Just dont impregnate / marry her until she is at least 23.

>>18520249
You are not compatible. She will probably cheat you along the line and find another extrovert. Get yourself introvert gf so you can do nothing at home together.

>>18520347
You're gay

>>18520450
Behaviour turns me on or off a guy. Men can become attractive by being fit and dressing well.

>>18520446
Hi, it seems you have a lot experience in that field. But you are wrong in my case. We just met and are a normal couple. Your Post is also quiet negative and i get the impression, you are a bit frustrated.

>>18520546
new thread, this one reached auto sage

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>>18519961
BWAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA ANON

>>18519961
Thanks 4 the lough. Fantastic! Besides. Pay the Bill. Wait a bit and say sorry to her. Say that u paniced. It will all be ok.

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>>18519961
That's a pretty shitty situation.