Gayanon here, my boyfriend keeps putting hot sauce on his dick

>>18504595
Is his dick made of lead? How is this not affecting him? Just refuse sex.

>>18504595
Cook his pecker on the skillet like a sausage.

Put some kind of irritant in the sauce bottle.

>>18504610
He uses condoms.

Put D batteries in your ass.

>>18504595
Buy peppers ranging from mild, to friggin ghost peppers.

Work your way up and build up a tolerance over time, in secret. Both holes, mouth and anal.

Then, one day, eat a bunch of ghost peppers, make sauce out of them and use the sauce to lube your asshole up.

Burn his dick off with your ass or mouth.
Let him explain it to the people in the hospital.

It'll take months of clever, secretive behaviour.
You can't let him catch on, and even when you're cool with his weak ass hot sauce, pretend you're still in pain.

It will get to the point where he learns his lesson, the hard/hot way.

After that, while he's screaming that his dick feels like it's going to fall off, dump him.
Say "BRB jk not coming back, you deserve this".

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Use one of these.

>>18504618

Didn't see this.

when I suggested this >>18504623

Does he cover up for BJ's too, or just anal?

Because hot sauce in the mouth when giving BJ's. That can work.

Give him a handjob with hot sauce.

>>18504595
Stop being gay.Problem solved.

>>18504628
We don't do oral, not really sure why. I could try it, I guess. I'm a wimp when it comes to spiciness, though.

>>18504636
>We don't do oral, not really sure why.

He's worried you will retaliate.

Crafty bugger.

> I'm a wimp when it comes to spiciness, though.
It would hurt him more than it'd hurt you.

But better plan. Do you ever put the condom on him? Because hot sauce in a condom?
Especially a rape-trap condom he can't get off like >>18504626

Then dump him.

Allow him to explain to the hospital staff why he got hotsauce-rapetrapdicked, when they are cutting it off him.

He won't tell. You've told him to stop, he didn't. At the very least, sexual assault. He'd be looking at incriminating himself, if he were to press charges.