my bf eats like a pig. he takes HUGE bites and shoves the next

make fun of him
be entertained with pointing and laughing at him

When he is doing it, do the same thing. I can't guarantee it will work but it will be funny and if he gets pissed you still win since he was already gross?

>>18504022
>>18504024
idk, that seems rather mean. and i don't think it's healthy to not take your time time eating/chewing, so i don't want to start doing that...

is there a better way?

confront him when he's not eating
> "listen, honey, you eat like a literal pig lmao"

>>18504034
i don't think he would be able to take that not personal and be hurt.

>>18504037
don't take the greentext literally
and treat as if you would treat an intervention, maybe get his friend that notices it, as well

>>18504045
why should i confront him when he's not eating? seems like that would make it seem like a bigger deal than it is. if he's currently doing it, would it help to drop hints like "you don't have to swallow your food whole, nobody is trying to steal it from you"?

>>18504027
Well you could tell him to stop globbering food like a dog but that's even more mean than bantz isn't it? You're not his mommy.

>>18504051
>"you don't have to swallow your food whole, nobody is trying to steal it from you"?

be like "Chewing is step 1 of the digestive process." and just stare at him with dead eyes. That's what I'd do.

>>18504080
kek.
maybe i'll do that.