Why do girls ask when I'm spooning them to tell me a story?

>>18502826
>story while spooning
>murakami

Obvious Shecherezade bait.

>>18502826
>falling for the philosophy meme

>>18502826
who's afraid of the big bad rapey wolf

Because they're 9, go away pedobear

any fairytale, you are their daddy in those moments

well, most of the moments, apart from fucking, for some when you are fucking too

women are children

>>18502954
This, and she's testing to see if you're husband material. Husbands evolve into fathers who tell stories to kids, so storytelling is a proxy criterion for evaluating fathering skills.
>>18502954 has a point, though: it's also about her becoming the passive, daughterlike listener to your masculine, fatherly voice. Get a book on mythology or fairytales, memorize some basic motifs, and practice weaving a plot around them. The heroine of your story is always your gf. She always meets a knight who sounds like you and has a happily-ever-after with him.