Want to use earthworms for masturbation purposes-- specifically

But why?

Dig in the garden and just pluck em' out then do your nasty thang.

>>18497534
japan is a dying country

>>18497534

>all these desperate virgins on /adv/ and you want to stick worms in your vagina

>>18497584
But what exactly is the difference?

>>18497584
This
My dick is like right bitch, come get it
It's at least three times wider than the earthworm

>>18497534
this is wats wrong with women baka

>>18497590
Because this is what the typical woman wants to do.

>>18497534
clean them and go
and post pics for scientific purposes

also, how much do you want to insert at once

just use gummy worms

>>18497593
The typical woman wants BBC

The ones you lower your standards for want BBC

The khv qts want earth worms

The hiarchy is complete.

>>18497534
Well, I'd buy them from someplace and not dig them up in your backyard. Specialised markets or shops for gardening, fishing, or a pet shop might be able to help you there. They'll have WAY fewer germs and diseases that way.
I'd also strongly recommend getting either a contraceptive sponge or a diaphragm to prevent any worms from crawling into your uterus.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraceptive_sponge
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaphragm_(contraceptive)

Count the worms before you put any in, count them again after getting them out and make sure you're not missing any. Losing a few marbles in your intestines, as happened to Dr. AssMarbles, is one thing. They can handle that and eventually the marbles will get out again, one or several dead and decaying worms in your vagina or uterus can cause WAY more trouble and possibly send you to the ER with severe infections.

Also, remember to make notes of your experiences and share them with us. 4chan always need more screencaps.

Maybe /fit/ is right about going gay.

>>18497534
this can be dangerous u know. ever heard of insects living inside yo shit?

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>>18497534
This is very rare fetish!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formicophilia

>>18497534
Maybe consider not doing this instead.

OP, where can I find you? You might be the woman of my dreams.

Respect! And here I thought my vore fetish was kinda off-limits.

Anyone else remember that story about the girl who stuck a bunch of rotting meat with maggots up her vagina? "Blowfly Girl", I think it was called? I was never sure whether or not that was fake, it triggered all my bullshit detectors but I've heard that there are actually pictures of the blessed event floating around somewhere out there, so I dunno. I'm sure as fuck not searching for them.

Anyway, in the story, she passed out and ended up with a serious infection, toxic shock syndrome and kidney failure, which is probably what would actually happen whether or not the story's fake. In the exceedingly unlikely event that you're for real, take note, OP, you will end up in the hospital.

>>18497534
I think this will cause damage and possibly infection, either way extreme pain

Stop watching Fate

If you get pregnant, you're gonna have one weird looking baby.

>>18497718
thanks for the tidbit anon

>>18497615
>women want BBC
Yeah, that's why actresses demand double money for doing interracial.

>>18498832
eathwormjim.png

>>18499101
Ever heard of being business saavy? It doesn't confirm or deny it since you get more money for gay sex too (m and f)

>>18499101
>>18499107
they want more money because fucking a 12 inch slong hurts and damages their vagina making it into a roastie

>>18499107
Ok, go and have gay sex for more money, faggot, because as you say it's more lucrative that way.