I'm almost 30, no job experience, no diplomas, no skills,

Wait for your death in the streats, what the fuck did you do to the age of 30?

>>18490779
Do you have the money to support your diploma?

Even if you get your diploma completed, you wont be a porgrammer ASAP. You'll able to get jobs at Data Entry posts.

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>>18490779
"Son, it's never too late to hoist yourself up by your bootstraps and make something of yourself. You just need to take that first step, show up, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you're interested in the job. What have you got to lose?"

>>18490817
Sadly no. The only job I managed to land so far is a 2 hours per week joke, my parents will be paying for it again and I feel so guilty for making them pay for another stupid diploma that I'll probably fuck up again.

>>1849082
If only it worked like that, whenever I walk into a place, they tell me to apply on the website. Doesn't even last one minute in-person. How do send a firm handshake on email? I've got maybe 2 or 3 replies so far to tell me that I don't have the skills they are looking for.

>>18490824
I know this a joke but that actually worked for me a few times.
You just need at least 5+ charisma.

>>18490779
McDs, get in the service business, cooking is not hard and they don't even let you do complicated stuff at proper restaurants at the beginning so you can climb nice a steady.
The street should be the last option.

>>18490892
I've been applying for McD for years, never had success with them... As for restaurants, do I have a chance even if they ask for years of experience?

>>18490779
do something that passionate you, it will change your mindset to happy, and when you're happy, you get everything.

Happiness is not the result of success, but its key ^^